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He knew the score.

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Jenna

very demure very cutesy very mindful very modest
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Trademark piggy narcissism. Every year he was the student none of the teachers wanted, you've heard his 1st and 2nd grade teachers complain about him for two straight years in the teacher's lounge, then guess who's in your 3rd grade class? How exhausting it must be trying to teach something and seeing the fat know-it-all kid interject in because he thinks he knows everything.

But he's perfect boy and never responsible when others dislike him. No, all his teachers conspired together because they recognized his greatness and were supremely jealous because he'd escape this hick town and they wouldn't. So the evil plan was hatched to give him poor grades in an effort to clip his majestic wings.
 

DominusOdium

Unreasonably loud, boisterous and intoxicated
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Whenever the narcissist fails, it's because he was TOO good for the situation. Failed at school? I was too smart for school and they knew it. Couldn't hold a Target job? Too good and smart for such menial work. Wife left me and took my daughter? She lied about not being attracted to me and saying I was a failure. A lie she tells herself to this day. Trolls keep outsmarting me? That's because they're actually domestic terrorists and a cult who are doing this for no reason except to silence my very important political messages. They KNOW how smart and important I am.

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stealthygeek

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Underrated aspect of his academic failure is just how many "sick days" he took off. He went to a regional high school that his mother worked at; this fat load wasn't walking to school, he was getting rides from Mommy Dearest everyday. He wasn't skipping school to go into The City to watch a movie like 3.0+ GPA chads like myself, he was staying home under a blanket while Mommy went to work to pay for his Totino's Pizza Rolls.
 
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Underrated aspect of his academic failure is just how many "sick days" he took off. He went to a regional high school that his mother worked at; this fat load wasn't walking to school, he was getting rides from Mommy Dearest everyday. He wasn't skipping school to go into The City to watch a movie like 3.0+ GPA chads like myself, he was staying home under a blanket while Mommy went to work to pay for his Totino's Pizza Rolls.
He was walking along the railroad track getting drunk and strangling cats.
 
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