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He doesn't sell any books and neither of them work. How the fuck is he affording this shit?

HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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He didn't buy it, look at table its in store, Tubby is checking it out, if he claimed he bought it he would get questions he couldn't answer, by saying got it for wife was his out
Knowing Pig he would do that and he’s throwing the “getting the wife this” comment to get beta good boy twitter likes from women he thinks will want to sleep with him. Remember, he claims he is constantly hit on by women AND men even though a majority of his life is spent on a couch,
 
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He's doing the same thing that many other stupid, poor Americans do every day. Developed an addiction to shopping and "showing off" his latest purchases. Thinking at a later date he can simply tell Visa "I'm not paying you back, child" and that will be the end of that problem.

Most people, myself included, cut back on frivolous spending during Covid. Patrick defrauded the government and went on a shopping spree. It's a good thing he always gets his way because it would be insanely easy for an IRS agent to read the Kiwi Farms thread and connect the dots. He could have kept writing novels and publishing them, but instead he cried and lied to the tune of $15,000, bought himself toys, and tried to sue people for saying his book sucks.
 

CarolMaxheinie

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PPP “loans” and his-and-hers disability checks. I have always assumed that he’s paid by the taxpayers because he’s legitimately retarded and on some SSDI welfare dole. It explains why he unquestioningly sucks Democrat ass so much, and I have never seen a shred of evidence that either of them have a notable income elsewhere:
 
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I looked at one of these, but ended up going this route:

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LG V60 w/ the Dual Screen case. Less expensive and way more useful than the fold. Fucking thing rules.
I like to imagine CovidCumia carrying this thing and then using an ipad to screenshot his conversations with Rick, followed by a transcribing of the conversation to text on his imac.
 
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