He broke her.

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Imagine you're a young blonde Midwestern woman in the prime of your plump little life. You've settled down with your high school sweetheart and bought a house. You're ready to be supported and protected. You've saved some money and you know you're soon going to be ready to really nest and make a baby (or five). And there's just...this.

(Photo: Future failed author Patrick S. Tomlinson, with his future ex-wife and plaintiff. "I could paint a lizard better than half these people," he was heard to remark.)


You try to talk seriously with your manbabychild about your hopes and dreams, only to be met with, "It's okay, hon. I won't be writing short stories about sexy catwomen forever. In fact, I'm starting a book! About rocket ships!"

And then one joyous day you learn you've conceived Life. You work up the courage to exclaim to your partner, "We're pregnant!"

"Don't worry," he smiles, "we can get rid of it."

He broke her. She's the only thing that ever brought him any joy and he broke her.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

See Patrick, it's easy to write believable fiction and dialogue.

 

[Caverlock]

"Just Outside of Portage" would make a great Lifetime original movie.

Maybe end it before Jon dies, so she doesn't end up on husband #3, hawking used toilet brushes, and operating an underground duckfighting ring.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

"Just Outside of Portage" would make a great Lifetime original movie.

She just came to stand behind her husband. Till his best friend offered her a throne...

 

[Lard Glug]

See Patrick, it's easy to write believable fiction and dialogue.

Nice complimenting yourself, stupid.

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

Pat broke her psychologically, Jon broke her pussy.

Now she's just waiting for old Rustic Joe to die of liver disease so she can cash in on his Trump memorabilia and fishing gear.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

It's pretty sureal seeing Cumia over her shoulder like that

 

[warchief1978]

Same weight since high school, child.

 

[Caverlock]

It's pretty sureal seeing Cumia over her shoulder like that

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[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

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I hope Sven does more Anthony art and incorporates monkey pox into it

Some early AI "art" that reminded me of that picture

 

[Caverlock]

I hope Sven does more Anthony art and incorporates monkey pox into it

He did this one too. I don't know if there's slug lore I'm not up to snuff on, or if he just thinks he looks like one.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

There's something deeply sad about this adult blithering idiot staring blankly in wonderment at a pile of stupid toys arranged at a table on that. Proustian memories of childhood solitude and imagination swirling about in his cavernous skull. Then I remember that inside that skull is a diseased brain that makes him a lash out like a complete asshole who deserves no sympathy. I'm glad Ade left him and destroyed him. Fat cocksucker.

 

[Peckas]

Patty is aging very poorly, and fatly as well.

 

[Stent]

"Look at the shading on the werewolf, honey. I can do better, but he's pretty good."

"I hate you."

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

There's something deeply sad about this adult blithering idiot staring blankly in wonderment at a pile of stupid toys arranged at a table on that. Proustian memories of childhood solitude and imagination swirling about in his cavernous skull. Then I remember that inside that skull is a diseased brain that makes him a lash out like a complete asshole who deserves no sympathy. I'm glad Ade left him and destroyed him. Fat cocksucker.

He's not young at all in this pic the asshole is 26, fat giant faggot baby that Moobs is.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

It's pretty sureal seeing Cumia over her shoulder like that

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And here

 

[The Talking Dead]

Are you trying to tell me this isn't the radiant smile of a woman who is happy with all her life choices up to that point?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

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