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Have you guys been googling "According to Nicole"?

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finally decided to check her out, and she had a new video today.



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What apocalyptic dead shithole does she live at?
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Is this all her videos are, she sits on the floor and talks and eventually proves she's capable of withdrawing fresh 20s
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That's her bit?


Nicole, outrageous.
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Well she lives in Canada and has the dumb fucking accent. If Boq and Turk are Canadian, she certainly is. I have no idea if I’m answering a joke literally here.

Her FAT GIRL Voice is grating to The DNERVES. She needs to have a little humility and raise her pitch to a more feminine tone.

Imagine being married to Nicole, as many of us have plenty of times for extended periods of time, and just sitting there asking her what she wants for dinner (good luck, right fellas?) And she responds in that muggy, bassy, locker room horseplay deep voice.

Women of a certain 'look' you can overlook a deep voice, in some ways it can be sexy... But Nicole is not the caliber woman who can get away with it.
 
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