Give the people what they want

[Meade Skelton]

Found on r/kellyskreepshots

 

[CQ Beans]

Found on r/kellyskreepshots

My god, he’s huge.

 

[Carlo Hambino]

Fucking pathetic

 

[BudDickman]

Fat torso
Skinny arms
Pathetically alone

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Nice buttcrack, stupid

 

[DMbA]

 

[Carlo Hambino]

I and my wife are not speaking right now bartender child.

 

[stealthygeek]

Those tennis sessions are going great. Have another drink, Rick, you've earned it.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Why is he by himself?

 

[BudDickman]

That is such a female thing to do, taking a picture of your drink and activity that you're doing to "show off" or whatever. The only thing more female is taking a picture like this that includes your feet/legs, and he's done that too.

This guy is simultaneously a fucking woman and also a disgusting creepy gross blob. He's taking a creepshot of attractive people near him to make his life seem cool and interesting. The reality is so fucking pathetic.

 

[fusciasomething]

If that’s him he’s really leaning into the kool aid man thing

 

[Udders]

Pat, men arent supposed to have the hourglass shape.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

 

[Brooke Shields]

can I get some full context here? Otherwise I'll have to assume you just saw a random grotesquely fat guy with a big ugly Pat head

 

[Cruisin’ Joe Cumia]

Nice buttcrack, stupid

How long until we see him replying to @stealthybuttcrack: “you are not my ‘buttcrack’, stlaker. Enjoy prison”

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

can I get some full context here? Otherwise I'll have to assume you just saw a random grotesquely fat guy with a big ugly Pat head

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Lol he's so unmistakable. Alone, at a bar, staring at his phone, fat back, Frankenstein head. Fucking loser.

 

[Meade Skelton]

Ah shit, musta been the wrong guy. The photog in Pat's tweet had people sat next to him.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

He must be a regular since they've already reinforced that barstool.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Pat, men arent supposed to have the hourglass shape.

Or a Snowman