Fun Game: Go to anybody you know who has recently had a baby

[StealthyFag]

This works best if the person is in a relationship.

Go to anybody you know who has recently had a child and ask them how much money would you have to pay them to never see their baby again. The most likely answer you'll receive is "There's is no sum of money you could possibly pay me to give up my child"

Patrick gave up his child so he could focus on 4 very important activities

1. Tweeting
2. Building model spaceships
3. Farting into his couch
4. Burning beef wellington

That's how pathetic and maladjusted he is.

 

[Heyfellas]

If Patrick looked at my 6 month old I’d beat his brains in.

 

[StealthyFag]

If Patrick looked at my 6 month old I’d beat his brains in.

This is why you are losing, child. Brace for the punch

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

He didn’t make any money for giving up her though. I mean he saved Child Support but he’s poverty level so maybe $50/week he’s saved

 

[Heyfellas]

This is why you are losing, child. Brace for the punch

She’s in her room asleep in our whole house which is a sentence Patrick will never be able to say.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I ask them what they'd do if there was a fire in their maternity ward, and they can either run into the building to save their baby or have 46K twitter followers. The results shock me most of the time, i dunno, maybe i've just been here too long