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Just pretend you’re gay for 2 minutes.
If it makes you feel better, you’d be the top
If it makes you feel better, you’d be the top
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Fuck Marry Kill - Opie, Anthony, Jimmy
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Can I marry and fuck Opie and kill Jim and Anthony instead?
But in all seriousness, I'd marry Opie as he is clearly the better human being out of the three and has never done anything immoral.
I'd kill Anthony because I believe he is the most despicable person and would be doing the world a favor. There is not a single reason I can think of to not kill Anthony.
And lastly I'd fuck Jim because my dick is so small that it probably won't even touch his ass with the damage Olaf did with his Nordic hammer. It would be like fucking an empty Pringles can.
But in all seriousness, I'd marry Opie as he is clearly the better human being out of the three and has never done anything immoral.
I'd kill Anthony because I believe he is the most despicable person and would be doing the world a favor. There is not a single reason I can think of to not kill Anthony.
And lastly I'd fuck Jim because my dick is so small that it probably won't even touch his ass with the damage Olaf did with his Nordic hammer. It would be like fucking an empty Pringles can.
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Marry opie. Our kid would put brocks to shame. Can I murder suicide twice?
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A few folks have DMed me about choosing to only fuck and marry Opie and killing Jim and Anthony. I can respect a guy who’s a one man man so I’ll allow it.
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Fuck Jimmy. He probably sucks cock so well you'll have a few brief seconds of pleasure before the dread and revulsion return. I don't think AIDS is transmitted orally anyway.
Marry Opie because his dog rocks and I get millions of dollars for the low price of having to listen to someone go "FFFFUCKING HOWARD" periodically from the next room.
Kill Ant, maybe steal some PC parts and the last of any guns he's allowed to own, and then enjoy the Missy/Joe/Keith Mexican standoff over the rest of the scraps.
Marry Opie because his dog rocks and I get millions of dollars for the low price of having to listen to someone go "FFFFUCKING HOWARD" periodically from the next room.
Kill Ant, maybe steal some PC parts and the last of any guns he's allowed to own, and then enjoy the Missy/Joe/Keith Mexican standoff over the rest of the scraps.
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I can't participate, I'm so heterosexual that even pretending to be with another man is impossible
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Marry Opie, kill Jim, fuck Mr. Maloonigans.
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Marry Anthony because he won't fuck me and I can win a huge (let's pretend he still has money) settlement by signing an NDA to keep his perversions and faggotry a secret. Kill Jimmy because I would be doing a national service taking out such a degenerate. Finally, I guess that leaves me with, I'd have to fuck Opie and take that big massive beer can cock which would totally not rip me from seam to seam.
Edited to add: All of you folks from "the hater site" are invited to the wedding. Open bar of course. Bud Lights for errryone!
Edited to add: All of you folks from "the hater site" are invited to the wedding. Open bar of course. Bud Lights for errryone!
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Can Jim play any of his characters?
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I refuse to answer this because you'd have to be a fag to participate.
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The only awnser that really rocks. WAFF.
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Too late, that's the same with OnAforums
