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Jesus, he's not even pretending anymore. Hanging out with men for "fittings"...now that's fucking gay.

I used to go raving about twice a week for YEARS. I knew this twink who looked like this:

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Seventeen years later, I run into him again at a concert. He has two kids. He's married.

He is trying SO HARD to come off as SUPERSTRAIGHT but it's fucking hilarious because he lays it on so thick. He drives a giant lifted pickup truck, he dresses like he's a Navy seal. He goes to church every Sunday.

I'm not shitting on people who do those things; I'm not some Reddit Atheist or anything like that.

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But it's like the Gavin McInnes thing; he's trying SO HARD to come off as straight, it just comes off as SUPER GAY.

Having said all that, I still like Gavin, but he is one weird fucking dude. Obviously a closeted homo, but he's got talent.
 
I used to go raving about twice a week for YEARS. I knew this twink who looked like this:

51Q7HEFJVTL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg


Seventeen years later, I run into him again at a concert. He has two kids. He's married.

He is trying SO HARD to come off as SUPERSTRAIGHT but it's fucking hilarious because he lays it on so thick. He drives a giant lifted pickup truck, he dresses like he's a Navy seal. He goes to church every Sunday.

I'm not shitting on people who do those things; I'm not some Reddit Atheist or anything like that.

how-to-be-a-man-image-580x750.png
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But it's like the Gavin McInnes thing; he's trying SO HARD to come off as straight, it just comes off as SUPER GAY.

Having said all that, I still like Gavin, but he is one weird fucking dude. Obviously a closeted homo, but he's got talent.
We're people tweaked out at Raves?
 
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