"Fear pudding" is legitimately so godddam weird

[HotDogJoe]

It's like something Jimmy would've come up with as uncle Paul. "Yeaaaaah, make some fear pudding in ya pants while uncle Paul soiches ya for stolen toys"

You're odd, Tomlinson. So very odd. Also your lawsuit is going horribly. So so horribly. How does it feel to spend tens of thousands of dollars to accomplish literally nothing?

Die oopsie doodles about it, dickhead.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It’s very revealing. He’s saying that he’s always afraid since he’s always shitting his pants.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I wish I had a better grasp on psychology so I could really dissect the pig

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I wish I had a better grasp on psychology so I could really dissect the pig

He’s a giant faggot would likely be the diagnosis.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It’s almost as bad as “Sippy Cup Caligula” which any reference to Caligula automatically makes you an old man. You think Teen Vogue readers know what the hell Caligula means? He’s like Nana with his old man references he thinks make him look young & hip. He thought that would get him a writing job on the daily show

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

It's a dumb phrase that he thought could go viral, he is so desperate to get that checkmark back.

 

[based and white pilled]

Eat up your panic pastry, child.

-Damian

 

[AntSucks]

He'll know fear pudding when he gets his Krinsky Kreampie

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

It sounds like Boris Johnson’s nickname for adrenochrome

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I wish I had a better grasp on psychology so I could really dissect the pig

or porcine anatomy

 

[Username]

Anyone got the tweet where someone said they thought sippy cup Caligula was funny and Pat replied I’ve got lots more. He then tweeted piss play Pinochet and various others to no response.

 

[RobertMewler]

It’s almost as bad as “Sippy Cup Caligula” which any reference to Caligula automatically makes you an old man. You think Teen Vogue readers know what the hell Caligula means? He’s like Nana with his old man references he thinks make him look young & hip. He thought that would get him a writing job on the daily show

What, you never watched John Hurt's amazing performance as Caligula in rebroadcasts of the 1976 BBC series "I, Claudius", child??

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Patso came up with it noticing that when his pepperoni stock made fear pudding in their pants it was going to be a good batch

 

[SensibleKeks]

Pedophiles often talk childish and have child-like behaviors in order to lure in their victims.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Caligula always reminds me of Otto & George, RIP.

And of Jimmy Worm stealing it from Otto

 

[fenrir]

What, you never watched John Hurt's amazing performance as Caligula in rebroadcasts of the 1976 BBC series "I, Claudius", child??

"This is a current year reference, child. I'm sorry you're so stupid."

I love this miniseries and rewatch it from time to time.