Fatrick has like 3 gaming consoles on his TV, does he actually play any video games?

[Brooke Shields]

I'd figure a geek would sometimes post about what they're playing, maybe he's too stealthy.
Also I bet he has no friends
This is the only pic he's ever posted of him playing something:

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

No, child. I have a big circle of friends.

The only game I like to play is stretching my wife's pussy with my fat cock.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

That pig is actually earning his meal. Using his intelligence to benefit others through research. Ours just complains until he gets something.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I don't think he has any of the new ones though right? Last I remember he had a PS4 and Xbox One S. Poor faggot.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I'd figure a geek would sometimes post about what they're playing, maybe he's too stealthy.
Also I bet he has no friends
This is the only pic he's ever posted of him playing something:

When he wins, a handful of corn slides out of a chute

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

The only game i have seen him fawn over was Star Wars Squadrons, which i have personally not played but by all accounts is fucking shit.

He also mentioned that the first game he played on the 360 was Halo 2, which tells me his taste in vidya is the same as his taste in movies.. mass produced soulless sci fi shit.

(Never rated Halo games, deal with it)

 

[Harry Powell]

He has a disc-less XBONE which is a console for the poors and little kids whose parents buy them the system. He’s not a true gamer. Like everything else, he’s a poser

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He has a disc-less XBONE which is a console for the poors and little kids whose parents buy them the system. He’s not a true gamer. Like everything else, he’s a poser

He played a Star Wars game for a while after he got it, and then someone trolled him by leaving a review on Goodreads under the account "Cheapest Xbox" and I haven't seen it since

 

[Harry Powell]

He played a Star Wars game for a while after he got it, and then someone trolled him by leaving a review on Goodreads under the account "Cheapest Xbox" and I haven't seen it since

Wonder how many decades that guy will be serving for insulting Patrick’s XBOX

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I don't think he has any of the new ones though right? Last I remember he had a PS4 and Xbox One S. Poor faggot.

Got 4 PS5’s. And not a one is loaded down with sci-fi fantasy dreck.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

He played a Star Wars game for a while after he got it, and then someone trolled him by leaving a review on Goodreads under the account "Cheapest Xbox" and I haven't seen it since

Goddamn it, it’s the little things that make all this worth it.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I was playing as Luke, child. I beat Darth Trumper… er Vader six million times in Battlefront, like I’d do in real life if I ever saw him, atalker.

 

[FurBurger]

I imagine if he plays games, he's shit at them; which is why we never see any evidence of achievements.

 

[Tortfeasor]

He probably plays Candy Crush

 

[guest]

He played Star Wars Squadrons with Chewbacca (aka Brianna Wu) for a week.