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Fatrick has been "invited" on a date before. Cry more, incels.

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God fucking forbid a broad try to invite you out to do things you like to make a good first impression, Pat. The reason he's framing this like a grievance instead of a charming little story is because this detestable pig can't even comprehend why she might have picked that spot, because he's a fucking pathological narcissist who would never even consider inviting someone out to do something he doesn't extract personal utility out of.

If it's not a sci fi con, Brewers game, or a bar you'll never see Pig go there with anyone-- but if he does, he'll make sure to cuntily live tweet about how he can't get a real meatloaf there.
 

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God fucking forbid a broad try to invite you out to do things you like to make a good first impression, Pat. The reason he's framing this like a grievance instead of a charming little story is because this detestable pig can't even comprehend why she might have picked that spot, because he would never even consider inviting someone out to do something he doesn't extract personal utility out of.

If it's not a sci fi con, Brewers game, or a bar you'll never see Pig go there with anyone-- and if does, he'll make sure to cuntily live tweet about how he can't get a real meatloaf there.
It’s true, he’s the most selfish person I’ve ever seen. He won’t even watch movies that don’t have super hero’s or light sabers. He’s never done anything that someone else wants to do, it’s all piggy all day. It’s that insane ego of his that makes him believe he’s the greatest person ever and only likes the best things and if he doesn’t like it then it MUST be stupid.
 
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That never happened.

A: Once again, too convenient a story "she asked me on a date for burgers and beer but she doesn't eat burgers or drink beer!"

B: It happens occasionally, but women rarely ask men out. Usually it means they've been crushing on you for awhile but you're too much of a scared bitch to make a move. Framing the narrative where women are asking him out and then forcing him to put up with their ridiculous ways. This fucking stud right here, folks.

C: Most importantly, who gives a shit. You're a vegetarian, order a salad. You don't drink alcohol, wonderful, I love a date where free glasses of water get added to the bill instead of expensive alcoholic beverages. Remember that alt-rock song from the 90s she don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone? As a habitual pot smoker myself, I can say the "um I don't smoke pot" girls are the best and the "I'll smoke all your pot and whine at you to get more" girls are the worst.
 

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I totally believe this happened. They're called feeders and they get a sexual kick off of watching fatties kill themselves.
 
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