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Probably the kind of porn that gets you 3-5 years for possession of it, and that gets your asshole stretched for the same 3-5 year term by Tyrones in the pen.He’s very frustrated sexually as we’ve seen from his awful behavior. He never got laid when he was younger, married the first girl that slept with him and she left him. He’s stuck with a lesbian housewife that doesn’t touch him and it drives him crazy. He’s probably into some real sick porn.
They’re not going anywhere near his asshole. They were at his place the week before.Probably the kind of porn that gets you 3-5 years for possession of it, and that gets your asshole stretched for the same 3-5 year term by Tyrones in the pen.
Imagine putting something like that out there for your kid to eventually see. Nice strategy for her to "find her way home" you fat lout.
Pat would never make it 3-5 years. He'd get shanked at the first group shower.Probably the kind of porn that gets you 3-5 years for possession of it, and that gets your asshole stretched for the same 3-5 year term by Tyrones in the pen.
"No, prisoner child - I am traditionally masculine, and I drive muscle cars. But I'm also a GEEK, I have a LOTR tattoo, and I" - *gets stabbed 50 times*Pat would never make it 3-5 years. He'd get shanked at the first group shower.
"That's my soap, child."
They cut his LOTR tat off with a Shiv as a trophy"No, prisoner child - I am traditionally masculine, and I drive muscle cars. But I'm also a GEEK, I have a LOTR tattoo, and I" - *gets stabbed 50 times*
He'd correct some young Danny Trejo lookalike on his barbell technique, and get it wrapped around his neck.Pat would never make it 3-5 years. He'd get shanked at the first group shower.
"That's my soap, child."
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