Fat-rick reviews book at Gencon 2016 (oldie but goodie)

[potatopeeler63]

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I have seen this 5 times in a row just watching his mannerisms.

his fake amicability is ted bundyish, if bundy was a pants shitting retard.
It's like he memorized "how to win friends and influence people", yet lacks the charm, looks, aura, charisma, etc. to influence anyone.

Rick doesn't know how to interact with people unless he passive aggressively knocks them off their perch, child.
you see, Rick is the star.
Mama ravens special boy. the funniest, wittiest, brightest, firebrand the world has seen.

And to top it off in the end, rephrasing the interviewers question to buy time,
he thinks the book would go well in a sex dungeon bookshelf.

it all comes back to sex, because Fatrick is a womanizer, a pussy magnet, and gets tons of strange.
because he's not like all the other virgins at gencon, you see.
he is a geek, but stealthily.
what an odd fellow

 

[JumboYumYums]

This nigga got no top lip.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Fat Ass wishes his opinions carried as much weight as his frame does

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

It's like he memorized "how to win friends and influence people"

There is absolutely no way he has read that book.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Do they call him a comedian because his whole life is a joke?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat must always put down others, it’s because he’s so insecure and has to do whatever it takes to make himself look better. It why he doesn’t have friends and never has. He can’t even allow himself to be the butt of a joke and believes making fun of him is a criminal offense.

 

[stealthygeek]

This was back when he was getting his "usual amounT" of appearances. Pat, wha happen?

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

He is completely devoid of charisma.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Hahahahahaha this dope read the book upside down and was legitimately confused for a few seconds.

 

[Harry Powell]

Ah, the frat Pat era. He thought that slurm shirt was so clever.

 

[guest]

He tried the same cringey alpha male "busting balls" shit on the Johann Schneider panel. He busted the guy's balls for writing a big book and said he should have written 3 smaller books.

 

[guest]

The visible aging between then and now tickles the ribs when you consider he was also fat and ungainly at that point.

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

At 0:44, he talks about the book having good weight. What does he know about "good weight"?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He tried the same cringey alpha male "busting balls" shit on the Johann Schneider panel. He busted the guy's balls for writing a big book and said he should have written 3 smaller books.

Pat has never had male friends which is why his ball busting behavior is so awkward. It’s like when he tries to do “your mom” jokes but comes off like a psychopath.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Looks like a felony fake book review to me, child.