Fat pig meets a toad and decides to score dopamine hits

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Pat, I hope you get warts on those soft, never-worked-a-day hands.

You’re a fat pig toad of a person. Thanks for taking the time away from hysterical tweets about New Orleans and Waffle House to show us that you have toads in your garden.

If that thing could talk, it’d tell you to go fuck off and call you “Rick.”

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Nice palm full of toad urine, stupid

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There was a post a while ago of MM Schill or maybe Niki holding a frog and I said the same thing that I'll say now. I haven't had the desire to pick up a toad or a frog since I was like 10 years old. I feel like that's childlike retard behaviour. I imagine when he sees a bunch of seagulls standing on the ground, he runs at them and tries to catch one like a toddler.

They don't want to be your friends, dipshits. They're afraid of you and the kindest thing you can do for wildlife is leave it the fuck alone.

"Coexist" like your faggot compatriots' bumper stickers say, Pat. How would you like it if some enormous, fat idiot just randomly decided to manhandle you? Oh wait, you'd welcome it because you're so starved for the physical contact of any living being.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

He ate that poor thing in one bite after taking those pictures

also he is getting desperate

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Just imagine seeing this fat moron out in the world holding a fucking frog with his stupid fish lips making a dopey smile. He's literally a retard.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

"Look who I just met by the tomatoes."

Good. Maybe he'll get a job and pay some bills around there.

 

[peckafacce]

Did Niki lose some weight?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Of course the fat pig just doesn’t let it be, he has to grab it (most likely pissed on him) and hold it for a picture. Same thing he does to his depressed cats. It’s a dirty toad you retard! Then again he thinks a lizard is an amazing pet that he paid money to get it X-Rayed only for it to die a day later.

 

[guest]

What is up with this nigga and frogs?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

The Waffle House joke goes back few years and this is just sample

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

What is up with this nigga and frogs?

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Get that hairy bitch a razor

 

[fricklefrackle]

What is up with this nigga and frogs?

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She looks like sour milk.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

It's not going to change Pat, it doesn't matter how many times you kiss it.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

What is up with this nigga and frogs?

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It’s like a before picture for a makeover contest.

 

[TokenX]

Get a job you fat fucking pig.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

What is up with this nigga and frogs?

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Jew broad sorcery

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

 

[peckafacce]

It's the simple things in life that make me laugh.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Also interesting to note those baby soft hands have zero callus’s from working out “a lot” with the heavy weights as he claims. Why is that, pig? Is it because you’re a big fat weak liar?

 

[Gay Faggot.]