Fat Pat really is the new Chris Chan

[Easily_Remembered]

I know that it's been said many times before, but I have been listening to the Comprehensive Chris Chan chronicle on YouTube while I work, and holy shit, the amount of parallels are really amazing!

Fat

Autistic

Chubby

Inability to simply walk away from the internet

Tubby

Perpetual claim of victim hood, despite egging it on

Corpulent

Questionable relationship with the mother figure

Could stand to lose a few pounds

Curious preoccupation with sex due primarily to inexperience

A bit on the hefty side

Presents obviously fabricated, ridiculous claims and stories as truth; grows aggressive when questioned

I dunno ... fat?!

Trannies are a recurring theme (one became one, one is surrounded by and simple for them)

Dunlap disease

Sense of entitlement; outright jealousy masquerading as hatred for other groups (the "frat boy" type that's usually successful with women)

Pudgy

Feels need to chronicle every insignificant event of their life online

Gelatinous

Imaginary fanbase

Portion control problem

Presents every problem they encounter as the work of "trolls" or "atalkers"

Obese

When presented with evidence (screenshots, videos, etc) of their dumbfuckery, they dismiss them as fabrications (Chan treated his ED article in the exact same way Fat Pat treats his Kiwifarms article)

There was something else, but I can't remember it at the moment

 

[based and white pilled]

Overweight.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Sexual deviant.

 

[TokenX]

Definitely fucked Mama Raven too.

 

[RobertMewler]

Definitely fucked Mama Raven too.

LOL perfect mouth placement. Cannot unsee this now!

 

[Will Tate]

Questionable relationship with the mother figure

When you're tonguing your mother's clit "questionable" is in the rear-view mirror on the journey to "bug-fuck nuts."

 

[Will Tate]

LOL perfect mouth placement. Cannot unsee this now!

Her asscrack looks like half of a Glasgow smile.

 

[Brooke Shields]

When Nikki leaves and he finally breaks he's definitely going to go the tranny route, and then go the other tranny route out

 

[AntSucks]

I don't really know much about it but he just seems too mentally ill. Kiwifarms seem to have a strange relationship with him, kind like Anthony started to have with Bobo post O&A. Like kindred spirits.