Fat fuck rabble-rouser might falsely put "comedian" back into bio

[Raymond]

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1427462238890254337

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Does he take his own bucket of fish and ball?

Because walrus, get it?

 

[PeteRose]

ive never been to milwaukee but a trip to open mic night to heckle fats could be in my future

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

This superspreader wants everyone dead

 

[Phish]

I 100% endorse and encourage Patrick to get back into stand up. I wouldn’t even do anything to interrupt or derail him. It would be an endless rib buffet. We could even help him work on his material, like the “murdering my ex wife spearmint and peppermint children” bit!

 

[Harry Powell]

I mean this reads to me like he’s just gonna start attending them more, not performing.

I pray he does though. Imagine how paranoid he’d be. The whole audience would be aTalker childs.

 

[guest]

He either didn't go on stage at all, did but didn't have anyone to take a picture of it because he's a friendless loser or did but saw the picture and didn't like how fat he looked in it. Whichever option is true it's important to remember that he's fat. Real fat.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Everyone knows all the best professional comedians that pay their mortgage with jokes still do open mics.

 

[JayFirebrand2]

For people who haven't yet, please go to his youtube channel and dislike every video. It's the least you can do. Those ratios are beautiful.

 

[guest]

He "went" to an open mic. There's no way that fat fuck waddled on stage and did 5 minutes. He just wanted an excuse to get blackout drunk on a Monday night.

Once football is back, he'll return to Hooligan's for his regular Meatloaf Monday.

 

[based and white pilled]

I hope you'll be wearing a mask.

-Damian

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

His “stand up” now will just be a rambling mess of old tired Trump jokes ( it’s relevant, child! I’m sorry you’re not current) and other incoherent and insane thoughts. It will be like when Bobo did stand up and just babbled about his many dick surgeries. He’s a man that’s spent the past 5 years alone at home tweeting all day and firing nerf darts at a TV. He doesn’t interact with other adults and can not relate to normal people. If he wants to make the crowd laugh he could tell them he’s suing the Internet for calling him a fat idiot.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

I'm starting to fear Fatrick will never give us video content ever again. When we first met him he was posting selfies every day, sometimes even posting them directly at us, but now he rarely posts them and when he does he's hiding his disgusting body and face with strategic shrubbery.

A video of a 300 lb man waddling around a tiny little stage rambling about drumpf for 4 disinterested drunken bums would get 100 ribs and he hates that.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Ah c'mon, Pat. You're not even doing stand up anymore - hell, you're rarely even standing up anymore! - but yet people are still laughing at you! You're killing it, and you don't even know it!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Knowing how he is I’m guessing if he tried his set would consist of crying about “the trolls” and his problems with twitter. Very related to other adults, child.

“Don’t you just hate when the Nazi’s false report your twitter account?!”

(Crickets)

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

...in Milwaukee.

A RITE AID?!

 

[42069]

It’s a trap! There is no way all of us don’t go to heckle the fuck out of him. Pat all joking aside just go up and read this forum you’ll be a pro in no time

 

[GiveItAResto]

His whole set would be based around our humble online community and how he got swindled by a tooth pick

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He "went" to an open mic. There's no way that fat fuck waddled on stage and did 5 minutes. He just wanted an excuse to get blackout drunk on a Monday night.

Once football is back, he'll return to Hooligan's for his regular Meatloaf Monday.

He went, and his narcissism kicked in with " I can do better stand up than them."

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

When your writing gig is in the toilet, when the SFWA is on the verge of making sure you never get a publishing contract again, might as well pivot to a stable career like stand-up comedy. Especially if you're as funny as Patrick is.