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Claims he has employees. Apparently he also thinks he can spell the word "eight".
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Oh yeah? I've been in the health insurance industry since 2002, run my own agency, and I can say with confidence you don't know jack shit.
Pretty sure it was discovered he lost his "business" license years agoSo is it safe to assume he still sells insurance but doesn't publicly advertise it? Six figure author and firebrand cold calling strangers all day.
By "shit ton" ....he owns 5 guns. Hardly a shit ton.
He means they weigh in total the size of his average shitBy "shit ton" ....he owns 5 guns. Hardly a shit ton.
Wow is that one bad.
So is it safe to assume he still sells insurance but doesn't publicly advertise it? Six figure author and firebrand cold calling strangers all day.
He’s also claimed to be a bookstore at one point for his “small business owner” status on twitter. How can you be a bookstore if you only sell books from one author? Wouldn’t your business be called “The Patrick S Tomlinson Bookstore”?Literally nothing would surprise me with this crazy fuck anymore. He is the most pretentious, insecure weirdo I've ever encountered. His entire life is built around conveying a very particular image to strangers on the internet. For a while it was being a comedian, then a political pundit/author and now a freedom fighter/troll hunter/author.
He's insane. Fat too. Also obese. And weighs too much.
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