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Fat completely lies in a Twitter debate (fucking shocker)

Caverlock

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Sorry, brothermen, but ol' Technicality Tomlinson got us again: he claims himself as an employee when he takes nearly $12,000 in PPP funds from those in need.

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HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
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So is it safe to assume he still sells insurance but doesn't publicly advertise it? Six figure author and firebrand cold calling strangers all day.

Literally nothing would surprise me with this crazy fuck anymore. He is the most pretentious, insecure weirdo I've ever encountered. His entire life is built around conveying a very particular image to strangers on the internet. For a while it was being a comedian, then a political pundit/author and now a freedom fighter/troll hunter/author.

He's insane. Fat too. Also obese. And weighs too much.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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Literally nothing would surprise me with this crazy fuck anymore. He is the most pretentious, insecure weirdo I've ever encountered. His entire life is built around conveying a very particular image to strangers on the internet. For a while it was being a comedian, then a political pundit/author and now a freedom fighter/troll hunter/author.

He's insane. Fat too. Also obese. And weighs too much.
He’s also claimed to be a bookstore at one point for his “small business owner” status on twitter. How can you be a bookstore if you only sell books from one author? Wouldn’t your business be called “The Patrick S Tomlinson Bookstore”?
 
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