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Fag From Brooklyn
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He looks particularly chinky in this picture 
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Only chinks go to Atlantic CityHe looks particularly chinky in this picture
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That’s not AC. That’s probably Mount Airy in the Poconos where the slob lives. It’s known for those shitty commercial they used to air during the price is right.
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You can see his reflection a couple of squares below where it says $500.He looks particularly chinky in this picture
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Looks like a boomer that honestly thinks Israel is our greatest ally.
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Self hating Jew. Ballwashes Nana but mysteriously misses the tweets where Nana names the Jew.
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The only legitimate use of money:
- Paying rent, mortgage payment, utilties
- Buying stuff for you or your immediate family or friends
- having fun with friends who know you (local poker parties, etc.)
- Donating to charities which help unfortunate people or animals who need help
- Investing in the entire stock market, and/or the entire bond market
You are a degenerate if you invest your money in:
- Individual stocks, options, bonds, or cryptocurrencies
- Porn stars
- Prostitutes
- Las Vegas
If you have ever paid money to the latter, then kill yourself. For real.
- Paying rent, mortgage payment, utilties
- Buying stuff for you or your immediate family or friends
- having fun with friends who know you (local poker parties, etc.)
- Donating to charities which help unfortunate people or animals who need help
- Investing in the entire stock market, and/or the entire bond market
You are a degenerate if you invest your money in:
- Individual stocks, options, bonds, or cryptocurrencies
- Porn stars
- Prostitutes
- Las Vegas
If you have ever paid money to the latter, then kill yourself. For real.
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Prostitutes are not investments unless you're a pimp.
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I'm dumb but how do I invest in the whole stock market? I only know how to buy the stocks and watch them go up a few dollars then down a few dollars.
I'd like to do it the proper way. I do have funds saved for that I should invest with.
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Vanguard Investment Products List
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I'm scared. What's the average return? What would happen if I put $10k into one of them? Would I have just $12k after 5 years?Vanguard Investment Products List
investor.vanguard.com
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Wait... doesn't Danny (fromtheshow) Ross always brag about owning NVIDIA stock?
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Voo is their index fund that tracks the top companies in the market. I would wait for the economy to get a little shit first, maybe after election volatility passes. When you hear about unemployment going up and the market dipping as a result, I would buy at around 80% from all time highs
Average return should be 10% annually, compounding
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Just buy SCHD as much as you can. Roll in those future dividends!
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Boomer boobs think wasting money iand being able to waste money is the ultimate status symbol. So much of Joe's behavior can be explained by this
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Fucking loser chimney sweep asshole.
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I'm glad ESD's wife fucked up his business.