Evidence: Patrick has no genitals

[Convict Wyzz]

 

[Convict Wyzz]

Observe his nub. Uck!

 

[guest]

Camel Toe Tomlinson

 

[FLUUUID]

Why would you put your sofa infront of the closet door? You'd have to move it to open the doors to get inside. What an idiot

 

[ISO__JOE]

Eunuch Rick

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

I think they took the video down but I remember his elbow being awkwardly on the back of the couch like that for the entire fucking video.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That’s his “fancy” dress shirt but had to also wear a mustang logo so EVERYONE knows he’s a very special mustang boy. I’ve only ever seen the most redneck guys wearing shirts with Ford \ Chevy logos.

 

[guest]

I think they took the video down but I remember his elbow being awkwardly on the back of the couch like that for the entire fucking video.

I believe this was the video where he trotted out his appalling educational record. Revealed he dropped out of community college after one semester to move sticks to Florida and grift old people with dodgy insurance policies, like some kind of cautionary tale of how to be a loser in 3 easy steps.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Why would you put your sofa infront of the closet door? You'd have to move it to open the doors to get inside. What an idiot

talk about a house that is NOT light on closets eh?

 

[Guyincognito]

I think they took the video down but I remember his elbow being awkwardly on the back of the couch like that for the entire fucking video.

That fact, plus that incredibly douche chilly thumbs up to shaka gif proves he’s not anywhere close to being an actual tough guy or last real car guy. Both things require a modicum of coordination and/or confidence

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Why would you put your sofa infront of the closet door? You'd have to move it to open the doors to get inside. What an idiot

Theres a lot of room between the couch and closet. Kind of an illusion

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There is no cure for tomlinsonism.

 

[GiveItAResto]

Le Coq Smallif

 

[MonsterSteve]

I've seen pussies with bigger bulges.

 

[RobertMewler]

That fact, plus that incredibly douche chilly thumbs up to shaka gif proves he’s not anywhere close to being an actual tough guy or last real car guy. Both things require a modicum of coordination and/or confidence

 

[A House Nigger]

Why would you put your sofa infront of the closet door? You'd have to move it to open the doors to get inside. What an idiot

A woman did it. We all know women are stupid

 

[Gay Faggot.]

We really should be using this more. Shakaaaaa, child.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

The giant gut armrest will never stop amusing me.

 

[EraGodless]

Nigga's bursting at the seams. I wonder how many pics they had to take to get him to smile like he's atleast 20% human?

 

[EraGodless]

Eunuch Rick

Patrick AbeLARD.