Ever wondered what an Australian Rick would look and sound like?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This guy with an amateur cooking channel on YouTube making his "mini meatloives" has the same womanly mannerisms, red, sweaty face, pin-prick pupils and bright blue husky eyes as our Patty. The major difference is this guy doesn't seem to be an asshole and I doubt he thinks of himself as an actual tough guy.

The channel is called The One Pot Chef. Patrick only owns two plates, one pot, one non stick pan and one cast iron skillet that he probably let's soak in the sink and scrubs all the seasoning off of with copious amounts of dish soap. They just dropped all that Quasi money on furniture and the retards have to share a fork.

This post sucks, but you can't honestly tell me that guy doesn't remind you of a much cooler Patrick.

Pat, your welcome for the idea by the way. I think I make it better than this guy, but this is how I make meatloaf. Nobody needs an entire meatloaf in one sitting you gluttonous piggy.

 

[RobertMewler]

Ewwww he's hideous. It's a perfect match!

 

[guest]

Fuck, this guy creeps me out. He’s got abbo children chained up in the basement for sure

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

For comparison

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Oh shit, you can smell this fat fuck through the screen. He’s a perfect Patso doppelgänger, good find.

 

[Will Tate]

Aye nye, child!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Remember when pat addressed all his followers as "blokes" because he thought it meant friends? Pretty sure he deleted it because we dragged him.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

This guy looks like he could handle himself way better than Patso. Pat has to be the weakest, least intimidating dude I've ever seen

 

[Pat the Simp]

I got nothing against Aussie Rick. He doesn't come off as a smug asshole and would probably be cool to hang out with.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Aye nye, child!

Pipparoini, choild.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I gave you the ribs because STRAYA but fuck this fat cunt. I tapped out the moment I saw his Tim Tams mug.

Tim Tams are delicious... but that's why you're fat, and I hate you.

A lot of the food that we confect and master is a result of getting kids - who are more tolerant of junk macro-nutrients like carbs than adults - to actually eat the stuff. A lot of kids don't prefer steak. A lot of kids will eat mince, but not a lamb chop. Fine, you make it easier for them.

But fuck meatloaf. I only eat it because my dear grandmother makes it on Sundays sometimes and I'm obligated to not hurt her feelings. This is not food for grown people.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I gave you the ribs because STRAYA but fuck this fat cunt. I tapped out the moment I saw his Tim Tams mug.

Tim Tams are delicious... but that's why you're fat, and I hate you.

A lot of the food that we confect and master is a result of getting kids - who are more tolerant of junk macro-nutrients like carbs than adults - to actually eat the stuff. A lot of kids don't prefer steak. A lot of kids will eat mince, but not a lamb chop. Fine, you make it easier for them.

But fuck meatloaf. I only eat it because my dear grandmother makes it on Sundays sometimes and I'm obligated to not hurt her feelings. This is not food for grown people.

PS: Peter Rick Stomlinson is a fat idiot.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I gave you the ribs because STRAYA but fuck this fat cunt. I tapped out the moment I saw his Tim Tams mug.

Tim Tams are delicious... but that's why you're fat, and I hate you.

A lot of the food that we confect and master is a result of getting kids - who are more tolerant of junk macro-nutrients like carbs than adults - to actually eat the stuff. A lot of kids don't prefer steak. A lot of kids will eat mince, but not a lamb chop. Fine, you make it easier for them.

But fuck meatloaf. I only eat it because my dear grandmother makes it on Sundays sometimes and I'm obligated to not hurt her feelings. This is not food for grown people.

I know. I've admitted that meatloaf is a guilty pleasure of mine. I'm already dead though, so I can't get fat.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

G’day, child. Put another meatloaf on the barbie.

 

[Will Tate]

Pipparoini, choild.

'At's not a Twittah followin'. THIS is a Twittah followin'.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I know. I've admitted that meatloaf is a guilty pleasure of mine. I'm already dead though, so I can't get fat.

I like it too in a home-style cookin' style or way, it reminds people of how they once ate or whatever... but I wouldn't order the fucking shit at a BAR.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I like it too in a home-style cookin' style or way, it reminds people of how they once ate or whatever... but I wouldn't order the fucking shit at a BAR.

It's too cheap and easy to make to not just make it at home. I think the only food I've ever ordered at a bar was like an appetizer tray for several people.

 

[guest]

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For comparison

He's so unfunny...

 

[guest]

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For comparison

This is Joe Matarese grilled pizza levels of retardation

 

[Snake]