Even Rick's signature is retarded

[garbageman2244]

What the fuck is this, the spastic scribbling of a downsy toddler? He's an imbecile and can't even do the most basic of tasks without looking like it.

 

[Meownaw]

Even his writing is fat.

 

[FurBurger]

Is that really his legally-binding signature, suitable for agreeing his consent to contracts of all sorts?

Oh, no, Rick - what has you done?

(I'm almost sure there was an identical post on the old O&A sub. If the Good Folk of both places were nearly as bad as Fatrick says, he'd be in court each and every day trying to explain that he didn't sign that rental agreement/cocaine order/prescription pad/child slavery arrangement/bulk peperoni skin order).

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Doesn’t he also have childish handwriting? He oooks like he’s one of those retards who never managed to learn how to write legibly and still has chicken scratch penmanship.

 

[guest]

Even the P in Patrick has a double chin.

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

I'm a signature artisan, child. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

 

[PeteRose]

i saw a picture where he is signing left handed. id imagine wanting to be special rick decided to be a lefty because hes so special. this is the result.

oh also he went to a barn for a school so his education was shit, but we already knew that.

 

[StealthyFag]

Patricks signature is needlessly excessive because he's an auteur. I'm sorry you're too stupid to understand that