Enjoy prison, Torswats.

[Toothless Enthusiast]

https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/cali...-making-hundreds-swatting-calls-across-united

Another Jackie L! Total Janse Victory

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Sorry Pat, those people on the message board werent behind the swattings and they just make fun of you.

 

[Jizz]

Stay strong behind the walls Alan!

 

[PorqueDealer]

TOTAL TOMLINSON VICTORY
Finally the 17 year old that was bullying him and his wife is now Enjoying Prison™

He can get back to writing books and going to the gym.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I hope he ratted out his client list.

 

[SFWA liaison]

you know Pat knows we're not involved with the swattings because if he thought we were he'd be doing the victory lap of a lifetime

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Will Pat get to speak at the sentencing hearing during the victim impact statements? I really hope so.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Here's some advice for Alan to help him out in prison.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

you know Pat knows we're not involved with the swattings because if he thought we were he'd be doing the victory lap of a lifetime

Huge tell right there. He would be extatic knowing we are all getting ratted on if this was the case. Pat or Jackie are going to prison, not us.

 

[Mustard]

It was user Sue Lightening the whole time

 

[Total Tranny Death]

I love that my nigga cafrozed gets to take a victory lap on the same day as Jackie's bankruptcy hearing.

Teen Behind Hundreds of Swatting Attacks Pleads Guilty to Federal Charges

Alan Filion, believed to have operated under the handle “Torswats,” admitted to making more than 375 fake threats against schools, places of worship, and government buildings around the United States.

www.wired.com

 

[DominusOdium]

Remember how the swatting completely stopped after Alan was arrested and he also knew exactly what Patrick was doing and why, especially re: suing the MPD, because as we've heard from the Josiah tapes he can't help but steeple his fingers and gloat about his plans like a super villain? And he made sure Niki wasn't home the first time he tried a swatting?

Remember how a couple of calls sprinkled in after that but they were really far between and just welfare checks to see if he could get away with a few more on his own? And they NEVER coincidenced with a Airbnb visitor?

Remember when Jackie made a fake Torswats account all about herself and how dangerous and badass Jackie Singh is?

Hey, when this faggot is behind bars, can Dan write him and ask him more about Pat's involvement?

 

[RobertMewler]

Hey, when this faggot is behind bars, can Dan write him and ask him more about Pat's involvement?

Of course he can. He is an INDEPENDENT JOURNALIST after all.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Here's something I want an answer straight from the pigs mouth about. Did any of the "swaTTings" ever occur whenever both Patrick & Niki weren't home? I don't recall him ever saying anything like like "Me and my wife reTurned home from a Trip To the grocery sTore To find our door kicked in afTer another swaTTing aTTempT from our aTalker children". Seems like at least one of them was always home, along with never occurring when there was an Airbnb guest. Which is an odd batting average at 1000%. Don't you think?

 

[Jizz]

He's lost a lot of weight and shaved his neckbeard. Must be tough not having tendies, tots and dewie in the slammer. I hope his mom puts money in his commissary!

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I love that my nigga cafrozed gets to take a victory lap on the same day as Jackie's bankruptcy hearing.

Teen Behind Hundreds of Swatting Attacks Pleads Guilty to Federal Charges

Alan Filion, believed to have operated under the handle “Torswats,” admitted to making more than 375 fake threats against schools, places of worship, and government buildings around the United States.

www.wired.com

How did they end up catching him? Surely he was behind 7 proxies

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Here's something I want an answer straight from the pigs mouth about. Did any of the "swaTTings" ever occur whenever both Patrick & Niki weren't home? I don't recall him ever saying anything like like "Me and my wife reTurned home from a Trip To the grocery sTore To find our door kicked in afTer another swaTTing aTTempT from our aTalker children". Seems like at least one of them was always home, along with never occurring when there was an Airbnb guest. Which is an odd batting average at 1000%. Don't you think?

Also never when guests were renting and shitting in his Airbnb

 

[AliceWorquer]

https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/cali...-making-hundreds-swatting-calls-across-united

Another Jackie L! Total Janse Victory

Looool. Max 5 years? Eat shit Pat.
im a retard. 5 years for each count? Eat shit neckbeard

 

[NigelCumia]

He's lost a lot of weight and shaved his neckbeard. Must be tough not having tendies, tots and dewie in the slammer. I hope his mom puts money in his commissary!


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He glowed up just in time for prison, how unfortunate

 

[DominusOdium]

So undoubtedly Alan "about to get filled" Filion is a piece of shit and was carrying out the majority of the pig swattings. Fuck him, hope he gets his hole blown out.

I do however believe his series of events. Someone, either Pat or someone acting as Pat or for Pat, was ordering a few swaTTings. Pat or this person even made sure Niki wasn't home for the first one. Awfully considerate.

This person, Pat or otherwise, was asked why, if he was presenting himself as Pat, was he swatting himself. This person told Torswats the idea was to eventually sue the MPD in hopes of a settlement. This included trying to get attention by swatting a baseball game and a theater show, neither of which anyone here had any way of knowing Pat would be at. The theater name got mixed up and African American icon Patti Labelle was hurried off stage where she was soothed with watermelon and fried chicken.

Then this person stopped paying and a good many swattings were done after by Alan in revenge, testing numbers and scripts on Pat first. Hence Pat getting called about some swatting in Reno, etc.

I do believe Pat at some point began calling hotlines and non emergency numbers to get welfare checks done when the swatting stopped after Filion wad pinched. However he couldn't help himself and tried a few more before mostly giving it up and going back to Craigslist ads and the like.

I don't have a lot of faith that the MPD will bother will all this shit given the fact Milwaukee is a shithole, but I think this version, confirmed by Torswats, makes more sense than someone spending hundreds to swat Patrick. Especially from here where its universally condemned.