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I heard he churns them into butter and spreads them on his toast each morning.
Hopefully Iโm not speaking out of turn here.
Hopefully Iโm not speaking out of turn here.
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Unfortunately baby butter spreads like chunky peanut butter which we all know Patrick has trouble with, so it's really more globbed on. A big dollop of baby butter on toasted wonder bread for Mama Raven's special little boy.
Felony beliefs, await the knock, child.I believe he fucks them, then eats them with a wild rice pomegranate pilaf. Even his homicidal child fucking cannibal tendencies are pretentious.
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