Do you guys remember the first time you bought something substantial using money you earned yourself.

[guest]

For me it was when I was 17. Bought a used Volkswagen Golf (my first car) with money I earned that summer working in a warehouse and flipping burgers. It felt great and I loved and looked after that shitty old car because it was mine and I worked for it.

Fat has never had that feeling of genuine satisfaction and ownership, of earning something. You heard it in his camp voice when he proudly told Josiah that he hadn't paid a penny of his own money for the lawsuit. Maybe if it was his own money he wouldn't be so quick to blow it on a dead horse. He lives on handouts and has no pride or real self-respect, substituting those things with delusions of grandeur and overblown arrogance. He also left Chubby Town and arrived in Fatsville some time ago.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Well, yeah, but I mean the guy has a daug-

.....oh.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

When i was 16 i saved up money from my first job and went to Amsterdam. I blew it all on weed & rushed unsatisfying sex with eastern european women.

 

[guest]

When i was 16 i saved up money from my first job and went to Amsterdam. I blew it all on weed & rushed unsatisfying sex with eastern european women.

my nigga

 

[guest]

Vintage record player while CDs were the rage. Must have been about 75$ if I remember. My grandfather had a bundle of all of the old time shit. Good condition too. Great sound. Bobby Darin, Paul Anka, Buddy Holly.

 

[guest]

When i was 16 i saved up money from my first job and went to Amsterdam. I blew it all on weed & rushed unsatisfying sex with eastern european women.

In fairness the sex was plenty satisfying when it happened, you just feel that way now after realizing the pump and dump misses the mark, lol.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

14-15ish, had a job at the library putting books back on the shelves, absolute bitter cunt of a supervisor who HATED adorable teenage boys and would always accuse me of putting them back wrong even though the dewey decimal system is pretty easy to figure out.

My parents had a "one video game console at a time" rule but I bought a PS2 just to play GTA Vice City. Marvelous decision on my part.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Git a paper route in the late 80s in order to buy an NES. Couldn't play it for two months because I had to save up for my own used TV.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

1984 Z/28 HO wasn't new, three years old, worked summer doing sixty hour weeks saved enough bought it with cash

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I balled pretty hard in HS hustling green and white, so I can't remember what came first, but at 16 I had all the game consoles, a Fender Strat I couldn't play, a suped-the-fuck out rice burner, cell phone, chains, etc.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

In fairness the sex was plenty satisfying when it happened, you just feel that way now after realizing the pump and dump misses the mark, lol.

The whores in Amsterdam treat it as an actual business, there's a revolving door of cocks/cash for the pretty girls, so they want you in & out as quickly as possible for the next punter. The standard is 50 euros for a suck & fuck for 15-20 mins, they slap a condom on you and try to make you cum quick so they can boot you out, wasn't worth the money imo. I would have been better off finding an Asian massage parlour, getting a rub down and a happy ending for the same price.

 

[FurBurger]

Git a paper route in the late 80s in order to buy an NES. Couldn't play it for two months because I had to save up for my own used TV.

Spent a year delivering junkmail, taking on extra routes when people were sick, just to buy my first computer.

I had the same problem you did with the monitor.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

The whores in Amsterdam treat it as an actual business, there's a revolving door of cocks/cash for the pretty girls, so they want you in & out as quickly as possible for the next punter. The standard is 50 euros for a suck & fuck for 15-20 mins, they slap a condom on you and try to make you cum quick so they can boot you out, wasn't worth the money imo. I would have been better off finding an Asian massage parlour, getting a rub down and a happy ending for the same price.

i cant get it hard if they keep telling me to hurry up and cum or put down more money for whatever bs service

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

i cant get it hard if they keep telling me to hurry up and cum or put down more money for whatever bs service

I'm an uber kike when i visit brothels, i pretty much get a contract down on paper of what i am paying for and then i start bartering the prices. The best ones are in Spain, there was this place i used to go that had good looking girls that would do everything sans anal for an hour for 100 euros, i used to haggle them down to 60-70 for the hour, sometimes i would get free lines of coke from them too.. i'd make sure they snorted it first though.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

For me it was when I was 17. Bought a used Volkswagen Golf (my first car) with money I earned that summer working in a warehouse and flipping burgers. It felt great and I loved and looked after that shitty old car because it was mine and I worked for it.

Fat has never had that feeling of genuine satisfaction and ownership, of earning something. You heard it in his camp voice when he proudly told Josiah that he hadn't paid a penny of his own money for the lawsuit. Maybe if it was his own money he wouldn't be so quick to blow it on a dead horse. He lives on handouts and has no pride or real self-respect, substituting those things with delusions of grandeur and overblown arrogance. He also left Chubby Town and arrived in Fatsville some time ago.

My first car was a 1987 Chevy K Cheyenne pickup. Rusted out and beat up, but it was mine. Pop was proud of how well I took care of it. Used it to lug around a mower and mowed lawns all summer. I mowed my brother did the weed eating and edging. We had a stack of cash in our dresser that we split at the end of the summer. Good times. Patrick in my opinion has never known the good feelings of hard work. My brother and I did all the work fixing that Cheyenne up. When I graduated HS my dad got me a new Dodge Dakota. Brother is 2 years younger than me, he kept the Cheyenne. We still have it. It runs. We take it to the flats go mudding with it. Had it for 23 years now. And it was already old when I got it in 1998. Lol.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

My parents sent me to a large very expensive college when I was 18. I worked like a slave for a few years after I graduated just to get back to zero, then at age 25 I bought a car for $15,000 straight up. Felt like a huge weight off my shoulders to no longer be a slave to debt

 

[Tortfeasor]

I was the fucking coolest kid on earth with my Zune

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I was like 6 or 7 and bought an NES with paper route money. You dress a little provocatively and old guys on your route give you tips!

 

[Midian9876]

Bought an 04 accord relatively new in college. Thought it would be a chick magnet, but I was kinda retarded back then.

At least I haven’t abandoned a daughter.

 

[Udders]

The whores in Amsterdam treat it as an actual business, there's a revolving door of cocks/cash for the pretty girls, so they want you in & out as quickly as possible for the next punter. The standard is 50 euros for a suck & fuck for 15-20 mins, they slap a condom on you and try to make you cum quick so they can boot you out, wasn't worth the money imo. I would have been better off finding an Asian massage parlour, getting a rub down and a happy ending for the same price.

I didn't have the guts for a window girl so I ordered one to my room. Long story short, not a great experience, would not recommend. I should've used the money and bought more weed instead.