Desperate Hog retweets 8 month old comments about his shitty "novels." Is there a reason he's especially concerned about book sales right now? 🐷

[stealthygeek]

These are the most egregious/pathetic examples but he's really been ramping up the book publicity for the past week or so. Wonder if finances are on his mind for some reason? Pig, comment?


These are all from this week:

 

[RobertMewler]

"Let @torbooks know you're clamoring for the sequel."

One like.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

"Hard sci-fi", "mil-spec sci-fi" but ask him to come up with an adjective for the sun's visual path through the sky and this bozo flopsweats a word morons use to describe their music tastes.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Would be a valid question for that Reddit guy to ask him. Doubt he’ll read this since he appears to only be on Reddit though.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Sounds like a successful author. Wonder if Steven King has to beg a publisher.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Tor Books called. Said no.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

This looks like someone whose lawyer told him that he cannot satisfy Krinsky. Just my speculation.

 

[UnPRePared]

It's like failing at life - BUT IN SPACE!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

"Let @torbooks know you're clamoring for the sequel."

One like.

I bet Tor Books have him muted on twitter after his last book on the contract dropped.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He was going hard trying to show his twitter is for book promotion and to interact with fans which is part of his lol suit. He oinked about it on the Stalking show, he cried that his account being suspended by twitter for his violations of the TOS was not true and only from us in a “false report” account.

It’s a last ditch effort to show he hasn’t spent the majority of 5 years tweeting 100s of times a day about politics and getting into fights with strangers. He once even tweeted that he doesn’t care if his twitter behavior prevents him from getting fans, that his voice is too important and if he turns off potential fans it’s ok because he doesn’t want those kind of fans. Hard to cry over lost sales to a judge when you proudly claim you don’t want certain customers.

It’s like how after his case was flimsy and vague ALL OF A SUDDEN Pats dump of a home was “vandalized” and was easily cleaned up. It’s the actions of a desperate man who is facing reality for the first time in years.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

"Let @torbooks know you're clamoring for the sequel."

One like.

Let me guess: @RobinsonWriters?

 

[Will Tate]

You know, while these fine people are waiting for the next highly-anticipated literary outing by Patrick S. Tomlinson, I'm sure the KiwiFarms thread might help to tide them over.

EDIT: I also look forward to reading new reviews of his lauded work on Amazon and GoodReads.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This sudden burst of book tweets really seems artificial and planned. He must have arranged with a few SFWA members for some generic book plugs. they dont get any attention/traffic. Its probably just troll bait hoping that they would get shit on so they can say " see, they are ruining my livelihood." but the books are so trash that the lack of support tells it all without even trolling. Pat your books are poorly thought out trash. Written in a rush to hit a deadline and bloated with extra words just to hit a word count minimum. Just like a high school book report due the next morning.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I will buy 20 copies right now if he'll admit on his Twitter that it was liquid nitrogen used to put out those lake fires.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I will buy 20 copies right now if he'll admit on his Twitter that it was liquid nitrogen used to put out those lake fires.

The ocean really is just a big lake.

 

[guest]

That last one is an especially poor review, bordering on an indirect insult. "Hey, I can't focus on anything vaguely complex because I'm a moron with A.D.D but this book found a way around that!"

 

[EraGodless]

Sounds like a successful author. Wonder if Steven King has to beg a publisher.

It's Stephen, child. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

The ocean really is just a big lake.

Goddammit

 

[Opesterino]

His #amreading #amwriting is so fucking infuriating. He is such a fucking douche bag who is so fucking desperate for attention it makes me sick.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Burn a credit, my dudes!