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So this lazy nigger doesn't even have sneakers
He certainly doesn’t own a pair of work boots.So this lazy nigger doesn't even have sneakers
Imagine what his toenails look likeSo this lazy nigger doesn't even have sneakers
Shut up you're gonna make him start a GoFundMe and Dan will buy him sneakers
Exactly what I was thinking, he doesn't work nor work out so all he needs is a pair of flopsHe certainly doesn’t own a pair of work boots.
He's like the mini elephant from the Jurassic Park book. Serves no purpose, life is misery but is paraded around and everyone goes "Holy shit, how is that possible?" and throw praise at it for simply existing. Then when all is said and done, no one remembers it.I know we joke here but this guy is quite literally NOT an author. What has he actually published, a couple short stories? The awards he's being giving are for his work as an "editor" but he doesn't do any editing - he's one of two or three people who collaboratively select other pieces to be featured in anthologies. He's said in interviews that when he does "work" he types on his phone. What other award winning authors are writing masterful works of literature on their phones?
They way they parade this half-retarded negro around at these conventions has a serious Dinner For Schmucks vibe to it. And he loves it! All the free shit he gets, these idiots pay him to go.
It's fun to laugh and make up lore about the characters in the Fativerse but there's nothing to exaggerate here. This is some weird case study of folie a deux or group psychosis, The Emperor's New Clothes but with an African grifter instead of a king.
He certainly doesn’t own a pair of work boots.
with 1/50th of the effort that the Josiah tapes were, we could have Bam raking in the money as a PoC woman author with ai-generated slop as booksI know we joke here but this guy is quite literally NOT an author. What has he actually published, a couple short stories? The awards he's being giving are for his work as an "editor" but he doesn't do any editing - he's one of two or three people who collaboratively select other pieces to be featured in anthologies. He's said in interviews that when he does "work" he types on his phone. What other award winning authors are writing masterful works of literature on their phones?
They way they parade this half-retarded negro around at these conventions has a serious Dinner For Schmucks vibe to it. And he loves it! All the free shit he gets, these idiots pay him to go.
It's fun to laugh and make up lore about the characters in the Fativerse but there's nothing to exaggerate here. This is some weird case study of folie a deux or group psychosis, The Emperor's New Clothes but with an African grifter instead of a king.
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