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D-MAN EULOGY: For Anthony Cumia

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He never said anything racist. He was not an alcoholic. He did not use Twitter that much. When he did use Twitter, it was mostly humor and not political. He was living a playboy lifestyle. He kept friends around him that contributed constructive criticism. He was a millionaire that paid his employees well. He was an avid scaffolding photographer. He dated models. He was a confident, strong white male.

He was not bisexual. His support of police officers was genuine, especially when they routinely had his license to drive taken away. He and Jim Norton had a comedic chemistry and not an abhorrent rapport mired in humiliating & illegal sexual predilections. They may have a successful podcast together once Norton figures the logistics of getting the equipment into the city morgue.

His more successful post-Sirius career will only be amplified by the studio in the New York graveyard. You are spiraling towards obscurity, not him.

He was not jealous or obsessed with every single career move Gregg "Opie" Hughes made. He wasn't attracted to women of color and didn't stalk them at 3am in Times Square. He loved it when elitist celebrities got what was coming to them and didn't secretly want to be one his entire miserable life. He loved his mother. His father loved him. He was respected by his peers and former colleagues.

He did not blow his fanbase by making his show a subscription-based paywall. He did not write detailed open letters to hater fans every time they made fun of him. He did not have sex with a boy who got breast implants. His subreddits have not been shut down and abandoned by his own paying subscribers. He did not dump out the FM show because of people making fun of his girlfriend. He did not dox message board fans and try to get them fired. He did not take pleasure in DMing haters and then blocking them before they could respond. He did not dox his own subscribers by using their payment information. He did not make drunk lisping phone calls. His ex-girlfriends do not call him a barred-out Xanax pill head Feminine retard.

He did not lose respect and lose 2 friendships in 1 day in Ron Bennington and Colin Flaherty. Dave Landcow did not leave him. Artie Lange did not leave him. Legion of Skanks did not leave him. Keith The Cop did not leave him. Kenny did not leave him. Opie and Norton did not leave him. Bill Burr did not leave him. Louis CK did not leave him. Joe Derosa did not leave him. He was not turned down by Opie more than 3 times to be 50/50 Owner of Compound Interest Media. He did not spend 20 minutes writing his autobiography. His book signing was not a disaster. He is still a legal gun owner and did not have his guns taken away. He did not bite his girlfriend. He took rehab seriously and it was not just a court mandated charade. He did not lose his house. He did not lose like 5 different Twitter accounts.

He did not bomb at the Big Jay Roast. We had absolutely no effect on his life.

Low Ya Miss Ya πŸ–οΈ
 

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He never said anything racist. He was not an alcoholic. He did not use Twitter that much. When he did use Twitter, it was mostly humor and not political. He was living a playboy lifestyle. He kept friends around him that contributed constructive criticism. He was a millionaire that paid his employees well. He was an avid scaffolding photographer. He dated models. He was a confident, strong white male.

He was not bisexual. His support of police officers was genuine, especially when they routinely had his license to drive taken away. He and Jim Norton had a comedic chemistry and not an abhorrent rapport mired in humiliating & illegal sexual predilections. They may have a successful podcast together once Norton figures the logistics of getting the equipment into the city morgue.

His more successful post-Sirius career will only be amplified by the studio in the New York graveyard. You are spiraling towards obscurity, not him.

He was not jealous or obsessed with every single career move Gregg "Opie" Hughes made. He wasn't attracted to women of color and didn't stalk them at 3am in Times Square. He loved it when elitist celebrities got what was coming to them and didn't secretly want to be one his entire miserable life. He loved his mother. His father loved him. He was respected by his peers and former colleagues.

He did not blow his fanbase by making his show a subscription-based paywall. He did not write detailed open letters to hater fans every time they made fun of him. He did not have sex with a boy who got breast implants. His subreddits have not been shut down and abandoned by his own paying subscribers. He did not dump out the FM show because of people making fun of his girlfriend. He did not dox message board fans and try to get them fired. He did not take pleasure in DMing haters and then blocking them before they could respond. He did not dox his own subscribers by using their payment information. He did not make drunk lisping phone calls. His ex-girlfriends do not call him a barred-out Xanax pill head Feminine retard.

He did not lose respect and lose 2 friendships in 1 day in Ron Bennington and Colin Flaherty. Dave Landcow did not leave him. Artie Lange did not leave him. Legion of Skanks did not leave him. Keith The Cop did not leave him. Kenny did not leave him. Opie and Norton did not leave him. Bill Burr did not leave him. Louis CK did not leave him. Joe Derosa did not leave him. He was not turned down by Opie more than 3 times to be 50/50 Owner of Compound Interest Media. He did not spend 20 minutes writing his autobiography. His book signing was not a disaster. He is still a legal gun owner and did not have his guns taken away. He did not bite his girlfriend. He took rehab seriously and it was not just a court mandated charade. He did not lose his house. He did not lose like 5 different Twitter accounts.

He did not bomb at the Big Jay Roast. We had absolutely no effect on his life.

Low Ya Miss Ya πŸ–οΈ
 

Riccardo Bosi

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He never said anything racist. He was not an alcoholic. He did not use Twitter that much. When he did use Twitter, it was mostly humor and not political. He was living a playboy lifestyle. He kept friends around him that contributed constructive criticism. He was a millionaire that paid his employees well. He was an avid scaffolding photographer. He dated models. He was a confident, strong white male.

He was not bisexual. His support of police officers was genuine, especially when they routinely had his license to drive taken away. He and Jim Norton had a comedic chemistry and not an abhorrent rapport mired in humiliating & illegal sexual predilections. They may have a successful podcast together once Norton figures the logistics of getting the equipment into the city morgue.

His more successful post-Sirius career will only be amplified by the studio in the New York graveyard. You are spiraling towards obscurity, not him.

He was not jealous or obsessed with every single career move Gregg "Opie" Hughes made. He wasn't attracted to women of color and didn't stalk them at 3am in Times Square. He loved it when elitist celebrities got what was coming to them and didn't secretly want to be one his entire miserable life. He loved his mother. His father loved him. He was respected by his peers and former colleagues.

He did not blow his fanbase by making his show a subscription-based paywall. He did not write detailed open letters to hater fans every time they made fun of him. He did not have sex with a boy who got breast implants. His subreddits have not been shut down and abandoned by his own paying subscribers. He did not dump out the FM show because of people making fun of his girlfriend. He did not dox message board fans and try to get them fired. He did not take pleasure in DMing haters and then blocking them before they could respond. He did not dox his own subscribers by using their payment information. He did not make drunk lisping phone calls. His ex-girlfriends do not call him a barred-out Xanax pill head Feminine retard.

He did not lose respect and lose 2 friendships in 1 day in Ron Bennington and Colin Flaherty. Dave Landcow did not leave him. Artie Lange did not leave him. Legion of Skanks did not leave him. Keith The Cop did not leave him. Kenny did not leave him. Opie and Norton did not leave him. Bill Burr did not leave him. Louis CK did not leave him. Joe Derosa did not leave him. He was not turned down by Opie more than 3 times to be 50/50 Owner of Compound Interest Media. He did not spend 20 minutes writing his autobiography. His book signing was not a disaster. He is still a legal gun owner and did not have his guns taken away. He did not bite his girlfriend. He took rehab seriously and it was not just a court mandated charade. He did not lose his house. He did not lose like 5 different Twitter accounts.

He did not bomb at the Big Jay Roast. We had absolutely no effect on his life.

Low Ya Miss Ya πŸ–οΈ
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Really going to miss this guy. He was sharp as a tack and could keep up with anyone. All the comics loved him. He was always great at keeping things light and never turned to boring political talk. He seemed like he would have been a blast to just hang with, loved guns, fast cars, and parties at his house. Feel really bad for Melinda though. I know she was just his girlfriend, but I'm sure brother Joe will take care of her once he gets the inheritance.

I don't even know what you do with the show now. It'll never be the same, but I guess you could do the Opie and Jim show. They're great friends outside the show, so it's probably be decent at least. They just need to keep a rotating cast of comics like Louie, Patrice, Otto, etc., and they can keep it going for years.

RIP Ant. 42 is way too young.
 

RoTheHo69

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Really going to miss this guy. He was sharp as a tack and could keep up with anyone. All the comics loved him. He was always great at keeping things light and never turned to boring political talk. He seemed like he would have been a blast to just hang with, loved guns, fast cars, and parties at his house. Feel really bad for Melinda though. I know she was just his girlfriend, but I'm sure brother Joe will take care of her once he gets the inheritance.

I don't even know what you do with the show now. It'll never be the same, but I guess you could do the Opie and Jim show. They're great friends outside the show, so it's probably be decent at least. They just need to keep a rotating cast of comics like Louie, Patrice, Otto, etc., and they can keep it going for years.

RIP Ant. 42 is way too young.
Looks like a leftenant of the Mukhabarat
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Really going to miss this guy. He was sharp as a tack and could keep up with anyone. All the comics loved him. He was always great at keeping things light and never turned to boring political talk. He seemed like he would have been a blast to just hang with, loved guns, fast cars, and parties at his house. Feel really bad for Melinda though. I know she was just his girlfriend, but I'm sure brother Joe will take care of her once he gets the inheritance.

I don't even know what you do with the show now. It'll never be the same, but I guess you could do the Opie and Jim show. They're great friends outside the show, so it's probably be decent at least. They just need to keep a rotating cast of comics like Louie, Patrice, Otto, etc., and they can keep it going for years.

RIP Ant. 42 is way too young.
Was he really only 42 when he got fired?
 

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He didn’t feel up and hit on his aunt. Or his sister. He didn’t spray Bobo with household chemicals. He never humiliated himself in Atlantic City casinos. Never fell asleep on the job. Never drove on the side of the highway to fling rocks at the people behind him. He represented White people really well, being one of them himself.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

i wish my rapist would call me back 😍
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He didn’t feel up and hit on his aunt. Or his sister. He didn’t spray Bobo with household chemicals. He never humiliated himself in Atlantic City casinos. Never fell asleep on the job. Never drove on the side of the highway to fling rocks at the people behind him. He represented White people really well, being one of them himself.
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The duality of Nana.
 
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