cumtown folk shares a story about seeing Comic Pat's open mic set

[Punished Dan Mullen]

in a thread titled "Has anyone who posts on r/standupshots ever gotten famous or made it in any way?"

I actually saw him at open mics in Milwaukee way before I knew about his whole online feud with o&a. I remember one of his jokes to this day it was bad enough. "What do you call a transgender Brontosaurus? Whatever it wants to identify as!"

I had no idea that he was internet infamous until I saw some posts about him in r/cumtown. It was bizarre that anyone even knew about an autistic open micer from Milwaukee.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

That fucking idiot doesn't even know how many felonies he's just committed. Wait quietly, u/traderdave

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

That transgender brontosaurus joke is so bad, traderdave's story seems genuine. I would actually pay to be in the audience for one of the pigs terrible sets. I wouldn't even heckle him, I'd just sit there and enjoy the cringefest.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

That transgender brontosaurus joke is so bad, traderdave's story seems genuine. I would actually pay to be in the audience for one of the pigs terrible sets. I wouldn't even heckle him, I'd just sit there and enjoy the cringefest.

WHAT? TOO REAL???

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

can anyone give me a link to his new pig cheek photo in a ball game? that standupshot photo was him being fittest lol

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Let me explain comedy for a second here.

You expect a funny punchline, a pun combining "Brontosaurus" and "transgender". Sisontosaurus perhaps. Best I can do with the limited ingredients.

But "whatever it wants to identify as" takes it back to seriousness. That transgender people are serious about what they want to identify as. This is not a comedy punchline, but a signal for you to applaud because you agree with the political premise. Be more funny, stupid. Sisontosaurus.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Let me explain comedy for a second here.

You expect a funny punchline, a pun combining "Brontosaurus" and "transgender". Sisontosaurus perhaps. Best I can do with the limited ingredients.

But "whatever it wants to identify as" takes it back to seriousness. That transgender people are serious about what they want to identify as. This is not a comedy punchline, but a signal for you to applaud because you agree with the political premise. Be more funny, stupid. Sisontosaurus.

Orangemanbad-o-saurus?

 

[guest]

@DasDaResto

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Let me explain comedy for a second here.

You expect a funny punchline, a pun combining "Brontosaurus" and "transgender". Sisontosaurus perhaps. Best I can do with the limited ingredients.

But "whatever it wants to identify as" takes it back to seriousness. That transgender people are serious about what they want to identify as. This is not a comedy punchline, but a signal for you to applaud because you agree with the political premise. Be more funny, stupid. Sisontosaurus.

or just take it to the playground: ... a veryverysoreass

 

[Cyberatorquer]

That was more of a comment, really.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

@DasDaResto
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It's really hard to believe that this is the same person. This is what hate does to you. Well, hate coupled with alcoholism and a diet consisting entirely of greasy, shitty, fried bar food.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

It's really hard to believe that this is the same person. This is what hate does to you. Well, hate coupled with alcoholism and a diet consisting entirely of greasy, shitty, fried bar food.

Yet he’s convinced that people believe he’s a highly skilled fighter, runner and weightlifter. The guy is beyond mentally ill. If his family loved him they’d intervene.

 

[Pat the Simp]

Yet he’s convinced that people believe he’s a highly skilled fighter, runner and weightlifter. The guy is beyond mentally ill. If his family loved him they’d intervene.

If I ever do any see of them...

 

[Tony2Shirts_mybb]

If I ever do any see of them...

it will end badly for all of them and they all KNOW iT