Cumia: "I like child porn"

[HipTuckerCumia]

 

[Sue Lightning]

HAHAHAHA HOLEEEE SHIT!!! GET IT? I’M A DISGUSTING PEDOPHILE WHO JERKS OFF TO KIDS!!! AHAHAHA HOLEEE SHIT!! THIS IS A QUIRKY CHARACTER TRAIT AND NOT SOMETHING I SHOULD BE EXECUTED FACE DOWN IN A GRAVEL PIT FOR!

I legitimately hope a fantastical gang of unruly teens splits his skull open on the bottom of their Air Jordans.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

He needs to go to Mass. Immediately.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Last night, the elderly closet queen was deeply concerned about the corruption of our youth. And today, he's naughtily giggling about underage girls again. He is truly a piece of shit's piece of shit.

 

[Humanatee]

HAHAHAHA HOLEEEE SHIT!!! GET IT? I’M A DISGUSTING PEDOPHILE WHO JERKS OFF TO KIDS!!! AHAHAHA HOLEEE SHIT!! THIS IS A QUIRKY CHARACTER TRAIT AND NOT SOMETHING I SHOULD BE EXECUTED FACE DOWN IN A GRAVEL PIT FOR!

I legitimately hope a fantastical gang of unruly teens splits his skull open on the bottom of their Air Jordans.

Sue I'm starting to get the impression you might not be too fond of this Cumia character. Apologies if this assessment is off the mark.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

He needs to go to Mass. Immediately.

a mass grave maybe...

 

[Single Action Army]

I think it's pretty unfair the standards you guys ascribe to someone who's been alcohol brain damaged for a decade.
Forgive my nana, she just gets a little rapey sometimes.

 

[DMbA]

I’M A DISGUSTING PEDOPHILE WHO JERKS OFF TO KIDS

Sue pls

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Sue pls

I think (maybe hope) he likes slightly older men

I'm just messin around!

 

[Sue Lightning]

Last night, the elderly closet queen was deeply concerned about the corruption of our youth. And today, he's naughtily giggling about underage girls again. He is truly a piece of shit's piece of shit.

Teenagers in porn and jerking off to their kid bodies and posting about it with foam and spittle coming out of your mouth in a lustful rabid haze = HAHAHAHA HOLEEE SHIT

Drag queens SHAKING their ASS in KIDS FACES = THATS FUCKING IT! IVE HAD IT! I’M DONE !

 

[Dog Eater]

I think (maybe hope) he likes slightly older men

I'm just messin around!

All gays are pedophiles.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

All gays are pedophiles.

in that case, I recind my queer ideas

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Teenagers in porn and jerking off to their kid bodies and posting about it with foam and spittle coming out of your mouth in a lustful rabid haze = HAHAHAHA HOLEEE SHIT

Drag queens SHAKING their ASS in KIDS FACES = THATS FUCKING IT! IVE HAD IT! I’M DONE !

I once worked with a guy who went to New Hope, PA, on Halloween, to see The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and the next day he was upset over how gay everything was. Nana is exactly the same way. He tuned into something that was guaranteed to be ultra-gay, then got upset when it was. All he needed to do was change the channel, put on MeTV, and giggle over Dick Van Dyke reruns again. But he can't, as he needs stuff to rage-tweet about, and FN news must have been slow that night.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Nanas only consistent belief and the bedrock of his political views is literally “Sexualizing kids is AWESOME!”. Little boys should be able to fuck skanky grown women. Little girls should be able to fuck dirty old men. It’s ok for kids to appear in porn and to jerk off to that (ITS NOT ILLEGAL). Its ok to constantly talk about how you love jerking it to kids. Icarly and other childrens shows are fodder to jerk your dick to. We need more shows like Toddlers in Tiaras. Its ok to send gifts to children online. It’s ok to text kids talking about kissing them using creepy baby talk. Its ok to fingerbang 14 year olds. Its ok to provide children to a man who literally went to jail for sodomizing a 12 year old.

This isn’t even getting into his general perversions which is also a constant. Its ok to visit gay bars at fire island. Its ok to shove vibrating things up your ass. Its perfectly normal to get blowjobs from your male friends as a kid. Its perfectly normal for a mexican man to attempt to rape you in a bush. Its perfectly fine to take photos of passed out women in your home after you pull their underwear off. Its ok to hang. out with transgenders who sit all daintily with their legs kicking back and forth on your couch, one finger tugging at their bottom lip like a flirt. Sniffing your cousins underwear is something everybody does, and its perfectly normal to tell said cousin you would do that…40 years later, in front of millions of people, while she sits on your lap.

He’s a fucking monster

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Nanas only consistent belief and the bedrock of his political views is literally “Sexualizing kids is AWESOME!”. Little boys should be able to fuck skanky grown women. Little girls should be able to fuck dirty old men. It’s ok for kids to appear in porn and to jerk off to that (ITS NOT ILLEGAL). Its ok to constantly talk about how you love jerking it to kids. Icarly and other childrens shows are fodder to jerk your dick to. We need more shows like Toddlers in Tiaras. Its ok to send gifts to children online. It’s ok to text kids talking about kissing them using creepy baby talk. Its ok to fingerbang 14 year olds. Its ok to provide children to a man who literally went to jail for sodomizing a 12 year old.

This isn’t even getting into his general perversions which is also a constant. Its ok to visit gay bars at fire island. Its ok to shove vibrating things up your ass. Its perfectly normal to get blowjobs from your male friends as a kid. Its perfectly normal for a mexican man to attempt to rape you in a bush. Its perfectly fine to take photos of passed out women in your home after you pull their underwear off. Its ok to hang. out with transgenders who sit all daintily with their legs kicking back and forth on your couch, one finger tugging at their bottom lip like a flirt. Sniffing your cousins underwear is something everybody does, and its perfectly normal to tell said cousin you would do that…40 years later, in front of millions of people, while she sits on your lap.

He’s a fucking monster

And he LOVES to let everyone know how he "likes 'em young". He wants to ensure everyone knows he's into underage girls, and he never passes on an opportunity to remind everyone about it.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Nanas only consistent belief and the bedrock of his political views is literally “Sexualizing kids is AWESOME!”. Little boys should be able to fuck skanky grown women. Little girls should be able to fuck dirty old men. It’s ok for kids to appear in porn and to jerk off to that (ITS NOT ILLEGAL). Its ok to constantly talk about how you love jerking it to kids. Icarly and other childrens shows are fodder to jerk your dick to. We need more shows like Toddlers in Tiaras. Its ok to send gifts to children online. It’s ok to text kids talking about kissing them using creepy baby talk. Its ok to fingerbang 14 year olds. Its ok to provide children to a man who literally went to jail for sodomizing a 12 year old.

This isn’t even getting into his general perversions which is also a constant. Its ok to visit gay bars at fire island. Its ok to shove vibrating things up your ass. Its perfectly normal to get blowjobs from your male friends as a kid. Its perfectly normal for a mexican man to attempt to rape you in a bush. Its perfectly fine to take photos of passed out women in your home after you pull their underwear off. Its ok to hang. out with transgenders who sit all daintily with their legs kicking back and forth on your couch, one finger tugging at their bottom lip like a flirt. Sniffing your cousins underwear is something everybody does, and its perfectly normal to tell said cousin you would do that…40 years later, in front of millions of people, while she sits on your lap.

He’s a fucking monster

that is sickening... I might flirt with someone who's 10yrs younger - ain't gonna use the 'its legal' excuse, they're allegedly 22.

AntH really is a fucking ghoul

 

[Humanatee]

Nanas only consistent belief and the bedrock of his political views is literally “Sexualizing kids is AWESOME!”. Little boys should be able to fuck skanky grown women. Little girls should be able to fuck dirty old men. It’s ok for kids to appear in porn and to jerk off to that (ITS NOT ILLEGAL). Its ok to constantly talk about how you love jerking it to kids. Icarly and other childrens shows are fodder to jerk your dick to. We need more shows like Toddlers in Tiaras. Its ok to send gifts to children online. It’s ok to text kids talking about kissing them using creepy baby talk. Its ok to fingerbang 14 year olds. Its ok to provide children to a man who literally went to jail for sodomizing a 12 year old.

This isn’t even getting into his general perversions which is also a constant. Its ok to visit gay bars at fire island. Its ok to shove vibrating things up your ass. Its perfectly normal to get blowjobs from your male friends as a kid. Its perfectly normal for a mexican man to attempt to rape you in a bush. Its perfectly fine to take photos of passed out women in your home after you pull their underwear off. Its ok to hang. out with transgenders who sit all daintily with their legs kicking back and forth on your couch, one finger tugging at their bottom lip like a flirt. Sniffing your cousins underwear is something everybody does, and its perfectly normal to tell said cousin you would do that…40 years later, in front of millions of people, while she sits on your lap.

He’s a fucking monster

Being part of a popular radio show made it possible for him to live in a bubble free of consequences. If Joe never would've sent that demo tape to Opie and Ant would've just lived a regular life and stayed married to his first wife, he wouldn't be able to make all his teenage fantasies a reality. He still would have been a degenerate pedophile but he wouldn't have the opportunity to act on it.

Those tweets to selfcuttinggirl about kissing her and flying her out to "compound hotel" and asking her what room she wants were the peak of his complacency and entitlement to be a completely unabashed pedophile. Like those weren't DMs he was sending, they were fucking public tweets that everyone could see to what Ant and everyone else believed to be a 14 year old girl. Fucking insane he never faced any real backlash from that.

 

[NoBacon]

Why the fuck would you admit that?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Why the fuck would you admit that?

He doesn't just admit it, he takes genuine pride in it, like he's the only one with balls enough to cop to what every other "heterosexual man" is secretly thinking. To him, it's just raw honesty, and a hilarious little personality quirk.

 

[Humanatee]

He doesn't just admit it, he takes genuine pride in it, like he's the only one with balls enough to cop to what every other "heterosexual man" is secretly thinking. To him, it's just raw honesty, and a hilarious little personality quirk.

True. Listen to the way he answers here. He doesn't have to think about it and come up with an answer on the spot. You can tell has 13 locked into his mind and just answers without hesitation.