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❗❗❗❗❗CONFIRMED: Patrick Tomlinson pooped his pants in class in 8th grade❗❗❗❗❗

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I got in touch with the Chad from Pat's yearbook and he told me that Rick was known as Patshits Tomlinson back home because he crapped himself in 8th grade math class after an embarrassing argument with a teacher about a math problem he refused to admit he was wrong about. He spent the rest of the day in sweatpants sitting my Mama Ravens desk in the admin office. Apparently it left a disgusting stink that took days to get out of the air.
 
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Spastics are well-known to shit their pants so I buy it. He doesn't wear underwear because it's just one more article of clothing to wash when he inevitably poops himself. No wonder Pantshit Tomlinson spent all day at home playing Goldeneye instead of going to school and getting more than a 1.7 GPA.
 
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Honeycomb Hideout said:
I got in touch with the Chad from Pat's yearbook and he told me that Rick was known as Patshits Tomlinson back home because he crapped himself in 8th grade math class after an embarrassing argument with a teacher about a math problem he refused to admit he was wrong about. He spent the rest of the day in sweatpants sitting my Mama Ravens desk in the admin office. Apparently it left a disgusting stink that took days to get out of the air.
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Did they have to throw out the chair? I fucking hope so!
 
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He strikes me as one of those kids that nobody remembers except for one incident like this. Seems like every class has one of those - the kid that threw up in front of everyone in the cafeteria, shit / pissed themselves, got left behind on a field trip etc.

There was a kid in my class that we only knew because he got left behind when we went to Dorney Park on a field trip in 9th grade. Still to this day my HS friends and I only remember him because he got left at Dorney Park.
 
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 said:
He strikes me as one of those kids that nobody remembers except for one incident like this. Seems like every class has one of those - the kid that threw up in front of everyone in the cafeteria, shit / pissed themselves, got left behind on a field trip etc.

There was a kid in my class that we only knew because he got left behind when we went to Dorney Park on a field trip in 9th grade. Still to this day my HS friends and I only remember him because he got left at Dorney Park.
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there was a kid like this I was in Jr High with. he slipped off his bike seat riding over the pitchers mound of a baseball field and ended up losing a ball. he moved after 8th grade.
 
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SFWA liaison said:
He meant to shit his pants, I'm sorry you are too stupid to understand that.
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