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Pat has already cranked the cunt meter up to 11.
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"Condoms break sweaty" is how Patrick spreads the bug.Coming from the pigmonster, that's the scariest three-word story ever written.
He thinks talking down to women like that makes him a big tough guy.“Sweetie”
Christ. He wants to be hated. I don’t get it.
I had two break from the same bad pack before. Luckily it wasn't anything an ol' good-natured punch to the gut couldn't fix.Has anyone ever had, or known someone who had a condom break? I feel it's like one of those Hollywood cliches or something women claim when they do sneaky shit. Like SIDS.
Was the punch to the gut all the laughs you had.I had two break from the same bad pack before. Luckily it wasn't anything an ol' good-natured punch to the gut couldn't fix.
We would have used the shotgun but couldn't find the toe trigger attachment.Was the punch to the gut all the laughs you had.
You've just been fatsplained bitch
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