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Comedy 101 for Teens! with Joe Matarese

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This man married a 400-700k/yr, decent-looking physician. Not just the money, but a woman whose profession makes her a pillar in their upper middle class community. There is no back story there. Matarese doesn't low-key come from money. There is no secret trust fund. He was not a successful sitcom guy who made 3-5 million and is failing at comedy as a 2nd "career" to get him out of the house. This is who he is, what he has accomplished.

A 90 IQ, mentally ill, not just talentless buffoon but a rage-inducing buffoon. Not even capable of being a knockaround guy to have beers with. A man who absolutely, objectively, stinks.

I know it could never happen but I would pay $100+ to listen to Porsalin interview the wife. I have to know what is going on in that head of hers. Is it some easy stereotype where the MD enjoys "ownership" of her dumb husband via medication/superior intellect?

The stories of Joe sweeping her off her feet must be absolute magic.
 
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How is it possible to make this a 6 week course? Ironically, only an unfunny faggot would sign up for this.
A lot of comedy clubs offer stuff like this. Usually the students work on their own 5-10 minute set, which you practice and refine each week, until a "graduation" show with the most forgiving crowd of all-time due to it being all friends and family.
 

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This man married a 400-700k/yr, decent-looking physician. Not just the money, but a woman whose profession makes her a pillar in their upper middle class community. There is no back story there. Matarese doesn't low-key come from money. There is no secret trust fund. He was not a successful sitcom guy who made 3-5 million and is failing at comedy as a 2nd "career" to get him out of the house. This is who he is, what he has accomplished.

A 90 IQ, mentally ill, not just talentless buffoon but a rage-inducing buffoon. Not even capable of being a knockaround guy to have beers with. A man who absolutely, objectively, stinks.

I know it could never happen but I would pay $100+ to listen to Porsalin interview the wife. I have to know what is going on in that head of hers. Is it some easy stereotype where the MD enjoys "ownership" of her dumb husband via medication/superior intellect?

The stories of Joe sweeping her off her feet must be absolute magic.
It really sounds like his wife is not a feminist. Cause most modern women would have left this guy instead of sticking by the guy you married and plopped out some monsters with. Shit am I now going to be jealous of stupid joe?
 

HR@PaneraBread

Pretty soon we won't even need to come to work
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This man married a 400-700k/yr, decent-looking physician. Not just the money, but a woman whose profession makes her a pillar in their upper middle class community. There is no back story there. Matarese doesn't low-key come from money. There is no secret trust fund. He was not a successful sitcom guy who made 3-5 million and is failing at comedy as a 2nd "career" to get him out of the house. This is who he is, what he has accomplished.

A 90 IQ, mentally ill, not just talentless buffoon but a rage-inducing buffoon. Not even capable of being a knockaround guy to have beers with. A man who absolutely, objectively, stinks.

I know it could never happen but I would pay $100+ to listen to Porsalin interview the wife. I have to know what is going on in that head of hers. Is it some easy stereotype where the MD enjoys "ownership" of her dumb husband via medication/superior intellect?

The stories of Joe sweeping her off her feet must be absolute magic.
You wish you had a rich wife. You wish you had a rich wife....................with medical insurance
 

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This man married a 400-700k/yr, decent-looking physician. Not just the money, but a woman whose profession makes her a pillar in their upper middle class community. There is no back story there. Matarese doesn't low-key come from money. There is no secret trust fund. He was not a successful sitcom guy who made 3-5 million and is failing at comedy as a 2nd "career" to get him out of the house. This is who he is, what he has accomplished.

A 90 IQ, mentally ill, not just talentless buffoon but a rage-inducing buffoon. Not even capable of being a knockaround guy to have beers with. A man who absolutely, objectively, stinks.

I know it could never happen but I would pay $100+ to listen to Porsalin interview the wife. I have to know what is going on in that head of hers. Is it some easy stereotype where the MD enjoys "ownership" of her dumb husband via medication/superior intellect?

The stories of Joe sweeping her off her feet must be absolute magic.
I don’t go that deep wit da Matarese but isn’t he essentially a stay at home dad that does comedy on the side? Some of his videos (especially ones that Redbar has covered) really got my ribs so I don’t think I could ever hate him too much. What bad shit has he done besides be a raging narcissist which describes every single comic?
 

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I don’t go that deep wit da Matarese but isn’t he essentially a stay at home dad that does comedy on the side? Some of his videos (especially ones that Redbar has covered) really got my ribs so I don’t think I could ever hate him too much. What bad shit has he done besides be a raging narcissist which describes every single comic?
He’s a heterosexual which also bothers people.
 
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