Certified pedophile who reads and writes erotic fiction getting judgemental

[captain_kamala]

Nigger

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Watching a wheelchair bound creep attempting to talk to my children did detract from the over all experience, alas. So it goes.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

What an entitled piece of shit this creep is

I went to this restaurant and the food was pretty good, so I'm giving them a shitty review.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Watching a wheelchair bound creep attempting to talk to my children did detract from the over all experience, alas. So it goes.

He's not wheelchair bound. He's a faggot that insisted on being pushed around in one due to a sprained ankle.

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

I'm sure the owners of a bar with gambling machines in the Dakotas saw that review and his picture and immediately came to all the correct conclusions.

 

[Heyfellas]

Poor little Paul was sad because he saw people gambling. Your mother was so right, Paul.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

What was he doing in Langford, South Dakota? It's in the middle of nowhere. I don't know why, but him bitching about the ambiance of a dive townie sports bar screams some kind of pedophile code for "fellow travelers".

Also there's only six reviews for that place and Paul is the only one that didn't go five stars. Cocksucker.

 

[Udders]

He always has to say something faggy like "alas." He's the kind of person that says "Moreover" in regular conversations. I hope his four remaining teeth fall out.

 

[captain_kamala]

What was he doing in Langford, South Dakota? It's in the middle of nowhere. I don't know why, but him bitching about the ambiance of a dive townie sports bar screams some kind of pedophile code for "fellow travelers".

Also there's only six reviews for that place and Paul is the only one that didn't go five stars. Cocksucker.

Horton has a plant out there. He probably gives safety training to real men.

 

[Agent Smith]

What was he doing in Langford, South Dakota?

Getting trampled by a horse, hopefully.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I'm sure the owners of a bar with gambling machines in the Dakotas saw that review and his picture and immediately came to all the correct conclusions.

im going to hazard a guess and say these bar owners aren't addicted to social media like these people and don't even know about the review. If they do they simply call him a faggot and move on

 

[Gay Faggot.]

“Are a fixture” means they are to be expected and apart of the culture. It generally implies a positive part of the atmosphere. He then complains about them. Doesn’t he pretend to write? Pedophile faggot.

 

[Caverlock]

Booster seats tasted like cleaner. 1/5

 

[New Name]

I knew this was going to be about Paul just from the title

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

What was he doing in Langford, South Dakota? It's in the middle of nowhere. I don't know why, but him bitching about the ambiance of a dive townie sports bar screams some kind of pedophile code for "fellow travelers".

Also there's only six reviews for that place and Paul is the only one that didn't go five stars. Cocksucker.

Buying an infant off the rez

 

[captain_kamala]

I knew this was going to be about Paul just from the title

Couldn't be impotent hildy

 

[captainjapan]

Uncle Paul is probably raping toddlers in the badlands

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Buying an infant off the rez

By barter of course, a bottle of wild turkey and two cartons of smokes gets you a kid with a twisted spine. For 3 bottles and 5 cartons you get a non crippled one.

 

[T. Booth Willy]

Hates watching people mindlessly play video poker or slots or whatever, but loves going to southeast asia? That makes sense. No way you'd ever see Asian people playing those stupid machines. That's probably why he likes it there so much? Must be something over there that keeps him coming back year after year.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

What was he doing in Langford, South Dakota? It's in the middle of nowhere. I don't know why, but him bitching about the ambiance of a dive townie sports bar screams some kind of pedophile code for "fellow travelers".

Also there's only six reviews for that place and Paul is the only one that didn't go five stars. Cocksucker.

Pitiful Paul finally got to look down on others in pity and wanted to stick it those backwards hicks by ruining their perfect score.