Carolina Reapers Go Ham

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Confused White Kid]

OuTpuT.

 

[Момент Силышенко]

i like his KKK figurines

 

[RobertMewler]

He has soulless (uncuddly) lizards for pets and eats indigestible condiments. That boy ain't right.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Any way to get in touch with pat and tell him nobody cares? Homemade hotsauce has to be up there with people's dreams and random meals they've eaten with how uninteresting they are to everyone else. Especially when you fill it with carolina reapers which are gimmick "oooh, I dare you" shit for most people, especially americans.

 

[Jenna]

i like his KKK figurines

Hurling rotten pumpkins at the black family that just moved into the neighborhood.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

He has soulless lizards for pets and eats indigestible condiments. That boy ain't right.

I dunno, I found a garter snake at work that stayed in the same spot for 8 hours and I got to pet it a bit. It could have been my new autistic emotional support animal, but snakes wig me out. Imagine the life I could lead with a snake sidekick though.

 

[1073waaf]

He has soulless lizards for pets and eats indigestible condiments. That boy ain't right.

That’s what happens when you’re raised on sheep’s milk.

 

[RobertMewler]

That’s what happens when you’re raised on sheep’s milk.

It was a horse.. and that weren't no milk!

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Good thing the Craigslist Terrorist didn't make an ad telling people there were free peppers available for the taking if you pick them yourself. That would've been terrible.

 

[DominusOdium]

So did Pat. Full ham.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

So did Pat. Full ham.

Who was that Spaniard nigga again? “I lost my babies”

 

[captain_kamala]

I used to use the term ham in like 2012. Well my mom heard it and decided to adopt it and tell my kids don't ham out on the chips before dinner. That's when I knew it was done.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

It was a horse.. and that weren't no milk!

"But Tommy, we don't have cows... Only.... bulls"

 

[DominusOdium]

I used to use the term ham in like 2012. Well my mom heard it and decided to adopt it and tell my kids don't ham out on the chips before dinner. That's when I knew it was done.

Guess you really went ham on using that, eh?

 

[EraGodless]

"But Tommy, we don't have cows... Only.... bulls"

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Does Pat insert the peppers into his anus for a nice burning effect?

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Does Pat insert the peppers into his anus for a nice burning effect?

He calls that, Gittin jiggy wit it.

 

[DanFielding]

Does Pat insert the peppers into his anus for a nice burning effect?

Niki puts some in his pee hole before she pegs him.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Very relevant 13 year old slang from Teen Vogue's own Patrick S. Tomlinson.