But Rick, you said you were drowning in strange at one point

[Clint Ruin]

Two-score nobody. You still couldn't get strange if you had a 12-incher that shot out student loan payments.

 

[guest]

One thing I know about women is that they love it when you can't stop talking about your ex.

 

[TokenX]

He's had "sex" with two people. By sex it's him rubbing his inlet against Niki's leg as a coon blows a Red Lobster waft into her.

 

[Will Tate]

Whatever you think will get you likes in that moment, regardless of what you publicly posted before, right, stupid? Shit, we're better keepers of Patlore than he could ever hope to be.

 

[Guyincognito]

He's had "sex" with two people. By sex it's him rubbing his inlet against Niki's leg as a coon blows a Red Lobster waft into her.

Her puss is nicknamed the cheddar bay biscuit for a reason

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Two-score nobody. You still couldn't get strange if you had a 12-incher that shot out student loan payments.


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This fat faggot couldn’t get strange if he had a $100 bill hanging out of his zipper.

 

[Clint Ruin]

This fat faggot couldn’t get strange if he had a $100 bill hanging out of his zipper.

You'd think these low-t guys would have figured out after decades of rejection that white knights are pussy repellant.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

You'd think these low-t guys would have figured out after decades of rejection that white knights are pussy repellant.

No shit. Treat a bitch like dirt, she’ll blow you in the men’s room at a Wingstop. Pats fucking hilariously clueless about how women work. Then again he also said if a woman doesent approach you, you didn’t have a shot. Most male-female interactions are initiated by the male. Dummy. Women get self conscious and freeze up. Trust me unlike you Piggy, I’ve dated multiple women since my divorce. And not one was met on the internetz

 

[UnPRePared]

You'd think these low-t guys would have figured out after decades of rejection that white knights are pussy repellant.

Balance is lost on men today.

At least learn how to make a girl actually laugh. It's amazing how well that works.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Balance is lost on men today.

At least learn how to make a girl actually laugh. It's amazing how well that works.

I'm sure that's why Rick tried his hand at stand-up. Everything about his manufactured persona is all emulating real men who aren't insecure and don't struggle with rejection.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

No wonder he is so insecure and has to lie about how much pussy he has had. Not like it matters until you are lying about it online.

 

[Clint Ruin]

One thing I know about women is that they love it when you can't stop talking about your ex.

I suppose that's why he married a rugby forward.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Balance is lost on men today.

At least learn how to make a girl actually laugh. It's amazing how well that works.

Why do that? I prefer the Sex Pest Simons tactic of “rape” personally.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Two white vaginas. Never engaged in interracial sex as a straight white guy. That's Patrick, keeping it pure.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I suppose that's why he married a rugby forward.

She’s not a forward she’s a back. Forwards are lean and athletic. Backs are bulky and exist to make bone breaking tackles. Lol

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Two white vaginas. Never engaged in interracial sex as a straight white guy. That's Patrick, keeping it pure.

He’s practically the poster boy for the Hitler Jügend.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

He’s practically the poster boy for the Hitler Jügend.

He has no understanding of non-white women. Never fucked any of them, yet he's the ultimate defender.

 

[guest]

She’s not a forward she’s a back. Forwards are lean and athletic. Backs are bulky and exist to make bone breaking tackles. Lol

She's a prop but he wants a hooker.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

She's a prop but he wants a hooker.

I had her down as a Fullback here. But Loose Head Prop definitely fits the bill

 

[Random username]

Her puss is nicknamed the cheddar bay biscuit for a reason

Ow. My fucking ribs