Bridge Collapse+Blacks=Anthony "Pissy Eyes" Cumia Having a Take

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

 

[Coonskin]

He's got a point there. They'll probably name the bridge after some pedophilic nigger like the Anthony Cumia bridge or the Fred from Brooklyn Bridge.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Freddie Gray Bridge,​

Just she strokes the fuck out

 

[Stent]

Name it the Apollo Creed Bridge.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

That would really just upend Nana's life completely, if they renamed a bridge in Baltimore. Such an important issue for him to get upset about and raise his cortisol levels and blood pressure.

 

[BatarianGuard]

Nana's whole life is looking for hypothetical situations to get angry about.

"The new Baltimore Bridge probably won't be named after a white person." was apparently worth spending the night tweeting about. He created a whole fantasy about it.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Nana now going door to door looking for things to be offended by.

 

[DMbA]

 

[Steve Ramone]

Anthony is devoid of perspective. Who gives a shit about a bridge name?

 

[CapeVerdean Porch Pirate]

They should name it the fawkin Nathan Beford Forest lynching bridge...homeboy

 

[midwit]

Dude you always make threads that make Ant look good. It's like you're actually Keith the Cop playing 4d chess to boost his image.

Ant is a pedophile who is addicted to social media, and is cringe. Racism is morally and intellectually reasonable. He's correct; the bridge will be named after some nigger who invented peanut butter. And he's correct that the re-writing of historical heroism is culturally significant.

Stick to the former.

 

[BenDovid]

Imagine giving a fuck what Baltimore names a bridge?

The manufactured outrage is so transparent at this point.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Hell yeah, the Ray Lewis Dindu Nuffin Bridge

 

[cardwell]

I doubt this mayor is improving Baltimore but I also doubt he's the head honcho of container ship policies

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

I doubt this mayor is improving Baltimore but I also doubt he's the head honcho of container ship policies

Right on both counts. It’s a state agency that runs the port.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Imagine giving a fuck what Baltimore names a bridge?

The manufactured outrage is so transparent at this point.

That's all he is these days. It's difficult to reconcile this guy with the Anthony Cumia who used to be genuinely funny.

 

[captain_kamala]

Hilarious

 

[Peckas]

They should name it the fawkin Nathan Beford Forest lynching bridge...homeboy
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And blacks will have to go down below and take a Tom Sawyer Island Disneyland raft to cross!

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Name it the Apollo Creed Bridge.

Omar Devone Little Memorial Bridge