Brian Keene’s new book just published!

[RickReternal]

From the bestselling author, veteran, father, husband, and business owner himself:

https://www.amazon.com/Island-Dead-Brian-Keene/dp/1955765235 Amazon link to order

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Did he at least dedicate it to his abandoned child in an attempt to pretend that he cares about them?

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

Not enough transgender space crabs. 0/10.

 

[wbgreen]

Look how productive one can be when they only use Twitter sparingly.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Sounds pretty gay, tbh

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Be a real shame if people on twitter use this to remind Pat he hasn’t put out a book in over FOUR years

 

[Hudson]

This reminds me....just a couple of months until Christmas. Where's the Tiny Tim in space book?

 

[DominusOdium]

In between frying bacon all day he somehow has time to publish several well performing books each year.

Oh, because he's an author and not an obese toilet scrubbing insurance salesman who failed his way out of the industry he bullshitted his way into by ripping off other people's better ideas.

 

[DanFielding]

Is the barbarian named Fonald Plump?

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

This reminds me....just a couple of months until Christmas. Where's the Tiny Tim in space book?

He needs to fire 'human shark' Russell Galen ASAP, looks like he is too busy sexually harassing Flavia on Twitter.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Management is loving the direction of his career.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Meanwhile pat bought a hard copy of a book he will never read.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Meanwhile pat bought a hard copy of a book he will never read.

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I wonder if pat has ever read (or at least bought) a book that doesn't have a digital art cover that looks like something from a 90s death metal band.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Did he at least dedicate it to his abandoned child in an attempt to pretend that he cares about them?

But worded so it sounds like she's missing instead of thrown away?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I think it would be nice if a bunch of Pat Tomlinsons gave him 5 stars on good reads or Amazon

 

[MasterPosHonor]

I wonder if pat has ever read (or at least bought) a book that doesn't have a digital art cover that looks like something from a 90s death metal band.

He sorts his books by the color of the covers.

 

[cliveowen]

Bought a copy to support a brotherman. Here's what Amazon recommended afterwards:

 

[DominusOdium]

Bought a copy to support a brotherman. Here's what Amazon recommended afterwards:

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PFG!

Likewise buying to support his excellent recent journalism

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Bought a copy to support a brotherman. Here's what Amazon recommended afterwards:

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"I'm innocent, this Not pfg! NOT PFG!!!!"

 

[JebJoh]

From the bestselling author, veteran, father, husband, and business owner himself: View attachment 227501https://www.amazon.com/Island-Dead-Brian-Keene/dp/1955765235 Amazon link to order

As much as I’d love to support this guy and see him lord a best seller over Patrick, this sounds like the most godawful dreck ever published. Maybe I don’t get it? Anyone a fan that can explain its appeal?