Biggest lolcow of 2021 - The final

[based and white pilled]

Vote now.

-Damian

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Patrick is also more feminine and less employable than Chris Chan. They’re both retarded but Pat really has the lock on the “Pants Shitting Retard of the Year” award

 

[TokenX]

Pat's the biggest lolcow in the history of the internet. It's been said before but God put him on earth for people to laugh at.

 

[based and white pilled]

Patrick is also more feminine and less employable than Chris Chan. They’re both retarded but Pat really has the lock on the “Pants Shitting Retard of the Year” award

He's also more autistic and fatter than Chris Chan.

-Damian

 

[based and white pilled]

Pat's the biggest lolcow in the history of the internet. It's been said before but God put him on earth for people to laugh at.

I truly believe this. He is a gift from Norm to us.

-Damian

 

[Random username]

Chris chan milk has run dry while his trial awaits. Fat Rick's udders are overfull and dripping with lols.

 

[Random username]

Why is he like this?
What is our fascination?
This is the story of fat rick

 

[HotDogJoe]

I feel as though we might be biased here.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Based on how Pat talked in that clip, I am now 90% sure that he fucked his mother. He was giving out a real Norman Bates vibe.

 

[Harry Powell]

ChrisChan never had a chance to be a normal human. Patrick could just quit being a faggot, but he won’t, because he can’t handle “losing”. Which is hilarious because acceptance is the only path to him “winning” anything in life.

 

[Random username]

I feel as though we might be biased here.

Hush child.

 

[guest]

Based on how Pat talked in that clip, I am now 90% sure that he fucked his mother. He was giving out a real Norman Bates vibe.

A boy’s best friend is his mother...child.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Why don't they both have (guy who fucked his mom) after their names?

 

[captain_kamala]

Why don't they both have (guy who fucked his mom) after their names?

because patrick got fucked by his mom. there's a difference.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I want to say that Adrienne is somewhere laughing about all this, but I think knowing that you were married to this person for 10 years has to just stain you. I just thank the lord that she’s in a better place with a loving family and real man.

 

[based and white pilled]

Chris Chan wins.

-Damian

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I’ve only peripherally followed CWC for awhile. I hate to be the Rod Killer here fellas but CWC has years on Rick. The amount of shit they’ve pulled on him is incomparable. Rick is getting there, but let’s not be unreasonable. In time, Rick may be internet famous. Let’s just not suck his udders off before they’re dry.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Chris Chan is legitimately fucked and never had a chance in life, he has the mentality of a child (heh).. he’s a piece of shit and plays up his mental illnesses for sympathy but it’s been pretty obvious since day 1 that the guys not all there.

Pat on the other hand is at least functional, he’s been married twice, has a kid and was/is capable of swindling the system for a few shekels. He’s not mentally sound, but as i said he’s functional which imo makes him a superior lolpig.

Pat could have actually made something of his life if he wasn’t a narcissistic, lazy piece of shit.

 

[Mike Glyer]

I’ve only peripherally followed CWC for awhile. I hate to be the Rod Killer here fellas but CWC has years on Rick. The amount of shit they’ve pulled on him is incomparable. Rick is getting there, but let’s not be unreasonable. In time, Rick may be internet famous. Let’s just not suck his udders off before they’re dry.

Chris Chan is the most documented human being on Earth. Patrick needs to keep at this for another 10 years and we'd need proof of weird shit like his autistic sex habits/fantasies and shit. Chris really is like the Tom Brady of autism. He's been operating at such a high level for well over a decade that even other legends in the game have trouble coming close.

Pat's best shot is to get divorced, lose his house to Niki, turn to sci-fi erotica that he writes for himself, and then move in with his parents and start recording every second of his life. And then fuck his mom.

Also, he is fat.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Chris Chan is the most documented human being on Earth. Patrick needs to keep at this for another 10 years and we'd need proof of weird shit like his autistic sex habits/fantasies and shit. Chris really is like the Tom Brady of autism. He's been operating at such a high level for well over a decade that even other legends in the game have trouble coming close.

Pat's best shot is to get divorced, lose his house to Niki, turn to sci-fi erotica that he writes for himself, and then move in with his parents and start recording every second of his life. And then fuck his mom.

Also, he is fat.

But for just the year 2021 I think Pat could win though right? This is like Pats MVP year, and it isnt even October. Chris Chan could be the GOAT but Pat is in his prime