Best part of Ep4

[AWetBlanket]

What was the WWE bit?

 

[HotDogJoe]

What was the WWE bit?

Sp...I mean r/all texting him as old school wwe wrazzlers and doing their signature bits while calling him fat etc.

Was a hoot.

 

[Snake]

What was the WWE bit?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I’d be upset too. After whoever it was said they reported him to IRS, and there wasn’t a text following up from IRS, I couldn’t help but believe that was total fucking aids dude.

 

[potatopeeler63]

Is that scheduled a third followup call with Josiah, when he knew he'd be at a bar, just to whine about the new WWE bit, which lasted a week.

No child, I did not.

It was so pointless it almost seemed like he was calling to fish for info from Josiah, a'la Vito calling Sil from New Hampshire just to "see what's going on," but we know he's too stupid for that.

No child, I am not.

He just wanted to keep his new friend abreast of our shenanigans and figured if he played coy about the suit he would come off as more interesting. All he managed to do with that call was back himself into a lie about the vanadalism hahaha great strategy, Big Gay Oinkerson.

No child, That is false.

Ep 5 better not be him calling just to say he pooped today, we need content dammit.
Be more interesting, Rick.

Run along atalker, you are all under active criminal investigation.
Hush now.

 

[Raymond]

I like Pat's claim that the reddit guy who sent him those text wasn't just being silly but living out a fantasy of being a heel. Those texts where not a goof at all but wish fulfillment.