Back off, Child. This is noT your show!

[UnPRePared]

Can a white female accost him at whatever the Milwaukee equivalent of Times Square is already so he can have a white girl inverted Anthony meltdown?

Twitter addicts sincerely need to die (in Minecraft).

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

A gay bar with a packer hat. They dont watch football pat. They like butt sex.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

"Okay, don't be mad."
"Don't be mad at what?" his wife asked.
"I've been tweeting all night, owning the stlakers. The SWAT team is outside again."
She downed another handful of Xanax. "Alright. I'll get my coat."

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

A gay bar with a packer hat. They dont watch football pat. They like butt sex.

Fudgepackers.

 

[Jenna]

Okay, don't be mad. I lost the lawsuit and we owe Quasi a lot of money.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

'Call me Ishmael.'

'Mother died today. Or maybe it was yesterday. I don't know.'

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.'

'A screaming comes across the sky.'

'Ok, don't be mad.'

All equally great openers.

 

[EraGodless]

'Call me Ishmael.'

'Mother died today. Or maybe it was yesterday. I don't know.'

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.'

'A screaming comes across the sky.'

'Ok, don't be mad.'

All equally great openers.

I'd wager my dick that Patrick has no fucking clue (without the aid of Google) as to what book and author your second quote comes from.

 

[chiquita banana]

This guys good

 

[chiquita banana]

I'd wager my dick that Patrick has no fucking clue (without the aid of Google) as to what book and author your second quote comes from.

Doug Stanhope?

 

[EraGodless]

Doug Stanhope?

Heh. Albert Camus. It's from The Stranger.

 

[UnPRePared]

"This is a covert operation, people!” he shouted over his bullhorn. “Covert!"

- John Swartzwelder, "The Time Machine Did It"

 

[Agent Smith]

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.'

A Tale of Two Titties

 

[Rick Roblinson]

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It was the best of times, it was the bratwurst of times.

 

[Jim Norton Bug Chaser]

"Ishmael" does not exist, stlaker. He is a collective delusion of your criminal cult. The person you hate so much and have self-justified trying to repeatedly murder has never been real. Enjoy prison.

 

[Sue Lightning]

He’s such a corny ass and genuinely thinks he has fans. Just a little teaseee

 

[UnPRePared]

"Ishmael" does not exist, stlaker. He is a collective delusion of your criminal cult. The person you hate so much and have self-justified trying to repeatedly murder has never been real. Enjoy prison.

No, child, iT was noT the besT of Times. IT was noT the worsT of Times, either. You are menTally ill, aTalker.

Read quieTly, quieTly 'Twas the key!

 

[guyincognito2.0]

 

[Easily_Remembered]

"The city of Manhattan is populated by roughly eight and a half million people".

 

[DanFielding]

"The whole of Gaul is divided into three parts."

 

[DominusOdium]