Auntie Cumia's life would be better if he shot that black hooker in Times Square

[THE D]

Auntie could have claimed the black hooah was reaching for his gun. Shoot her in the hip, stand your ground. Let's say she survived the gunfire. At the very least, Ant gets arrested. Since she didn't die, Opie & Jim can crack jokes about Anthony fighting a girl and resorting to gun use, and being a bad shot since she survived.

Auntie wouldn't be able to Tweet while in custody, thus the story probably could have been downplayed. He likely wouldn't be fired by SXM as instantly until more details came out. Therefore, he wouldn't have wasted million$ on a failed BORING vanity TONY ANTHONY CUMPOUND NETWORK that only exposed his weaknesses.

Auntie likely wouldn't have to pay Joe from behind bars. He also would have valid excuses for not visiting mammy... Hey Mom, I'm in Jail! My Precious!!! It would also save 2Pock face for not being invited to benefits, & not wanted at certain comedy establishments.

Maybe Ant could use his one phone call to ring up Opie & Jim to ask for bail... And when/if he got out, to rejoin the show... As a brotherman who done time.

Would getting into a fight with a woman and then shooting her because she tried to grab your gun be a terminable offense? They play rap music all day. Loveyamissya.

 

[2chapos]

Nana Rittenhouse

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

If he wasn't a stupid fucking nigger, and never tweeted about it, nobody would have known about it. But not only did he tweet about the fact that he got into a physical altercation with a woman and seemingly lost, he then went on a tirade on Twitter which only caused him to lose the most cushiest job in the world.

 

[HotDogJoe]

If he wasn't a stupid fucking nigger, and never tweeted about it, nobody would have known about it. But not only did he tweet about the fact that he got into a physical altercation with a woman and seemingly lost, he then went on a tirade on Twitter which only caused him to lose the most cushiest job in the world.

It still amazes me that he was working for a company the size of Sirius and he thought it'd be no big deal to spend an entire weekend publicly posting stuff like 'Fucking nigger', 'they're not people!', 'savages' etc.

He's such a stupid fuck. He fully deserves his obscurity.

 

[UnPRePared]

At what point does Anthony ever live down shooting a fucking woman in self defense?

He doesn't. Shooting a minority female or his psychobilly freakout tweetathon result in some life of unending hell.

So the answer would have been shooting himself in the middle of Times Square. Dies a legend. Problem solved.






At least until all the stories come out after the mourning, a la Jimmy Saville.

 

[wbgreen]

It still amazes me that he was working for a company the size of Sirius and he thought it'd be no big deal to spend an entire weekend publicly posting stuff like 'Fucking nigger', 'they're not people!', 'savages' etc.

He's such a stupid fuck. He fully deserves his obscurity.

Yeah. He's been fired before. He knows it can happen. He also understood that Sirius is their final employer, no other company will have an offer.

It's like when he was befuddled why Bill Burr would have a problem with him. He doesn't understand why normal people would think his racist shit is wrong. He spends so much time on Niggermania and with his own racists ballwashers, that his idea of what a normal person would view as racist is so warped. He's like a lefty who spends too much time in lefty bubbles and doesn't get that most people don't like woke shit.

 

[guest]

Yeah. He's been fired before. He knows it can happen. He also understood that Sirius is their final employer, no other company will have an offer.

It's like when he was befuddled why Bill Burr would have a problem with him. He doesn't understand why normal people would think his racist shit is wrong. He spends so much time on Niggermania and with his own racists ballwashers, that his idea of what a normal person would view as racist is so warped. He's like a lefty who spends too much time in lefty bubbles and doesn't get that most people don't like woke shit.

SO SO SO SO SO SO SO ......SPEECH?!?!?! Is what makes a racist?

I don't know if you heard him explain...but all he's done is SAY racist things. He's never actually DONE anything racist.

 

[wbgreen]

SO SO SO SO SO SO SO ......SPEECH?!?!?! Is what makes a racist?

I don't know if you heard him explain...but all he's done is SAY racist things. He's never actually DONE anything racist.

Even funnier than Joe's buffoonery was Penn Jillette earnestly defending Ant by saying we should applaud him for not shooting that woman. We're supposed to praise Ant for not responding to a slap with deadly force.

 

[UnPRePared]

Even funnier than Joe's buffoonery was Penn Jillette earnestly defending Ant by saying we should applaud him for not shooting that woman. We're supposed to praise Ant for not responding to a slap with deadly force.

.... Maybe shoot you.

 

[hikomow633]

It still amazes me that he was working for a company the size of Sirius and he thought it'd be no big deal to spend an entire weekend publicly posting stuff like 'Fucking nigger', 'they're not people!', 'savages' etc.

He's such a stupid fuck. He fully deserves his obscurity.

This can happen to guys with an inflated ego who think they're too big to fail/cancel because they have a large fanbase. They also have delusions of grandeur from surrounding themselves with ballwashing yes men like Geno Disconte.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Definitely would have been a funnier bit.

 

[LingerLonger]

Anthony would have had to explain in court or to the police why he was out at 3AM in the middle of the week if he shot that hooker or even killed her. Even pulling out his gun and brandishing it would have resulted in a court appearance. Necessitating him explaining his outing at the early morning and what he was hoping to accomplish that night.

The way that Anthony handled his 'scaffolding' night was done in a way where all the focus was on the negress hooker and his nigger tweets. No one ever asked WHY he was out so late and what he was doing. To this day he has never really addressed it nor has Norton ever brought it up.

Was it drugs? Hookers? Male hookers? Anthony will probably die (sooner than later) than give the real answer to the world.

 

[UnPRePared]

Anthony would have had to explain in court or to the police why he was out at 3AM in the middle of the week if he shot that hooker or even killed her. Even pulling out his gun and brandishing it would have resulted in a court appearance. Necessitating him explaining his outing at the early morning and what he was hoping to accomplish that night.

The way that Anthony handled his 'scaffolding' night was done in a way where all the focus was on the negress hooker and his nigger tweets. No one ever asked WHY he was out so late and what he was doing. To this day he has never really addressed it nor has Norton ever brought it up.

Was it drugs? Hookers? Male hookers? Anthony will probably die (sooner than later) than give the real answer to the world.

He wants a head start to make sure he could meet the children just as they were getting off the bus.

Ol' "Anthony The iPad Giver", the boys called him.

 

[guest]

Im almost certain hes contemplated this...

 

[guest]

Anthony would have had to explain in court or to the police why he was out at 3AM in the middle of the week if he shot that hooker or even killed her. Even pulling out his gun and brandishing it would have resulted in a court appearance. Necessitating him explaining his outing at the early morning and what he was hoping to accomplish that night.

The way that Anthony handled his 'scaffolding' night was done in a way where all the focus was on the negress hooker and his nigger tweets. No one ever asked WHY he was out so late and what he was doing. To this day he has never really addressed it nor has Norton ever brought it up.

Was it drugs? Hookers? Male hookers? Anthony will probably die (sooner than later) than give the real answer to the world.

Just recently he almost had a 2nd incident at an ATM after midnight. Only reprobates go to ATMs after midnight.

 

[guest]

Just recently he almost had a 2nd incident at an ATM after midnight. Only reprobates go to ATMs after midnight.

That story sounded like one of nanas tall tales....probably same with OBAMA PRESIDENT NAH

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Imagine him ending up in maximum security jail without bail if he did shoot her? I’m sure he would enjoy the racial makeup of the place

 

[satanssockpuppet]

When faced with an actual confrontation with actual niggers, Nana scurried home and furiously tweeted about it. This is an undeniable fact, one he'll never, ever be able to live down.

 

[guest]

So would everyone else's if you think about it.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Yeah it’s hilarious how Jim copes with “Imagine if he took out a gun and shot her…” like lets look at this situation realistically. A black woman is beating on you late at night. According to Jim and Opie the only injuries he had was a minor black eye. We saw with Jordan Neely how a nigger attacking you isn’t justification for killing one and you WILL be arrested for it, especially in NY. Again, according to both Ant and Jim, he only started tweeting HOURS after he got home and had all the time to simmer down from the situation and, even if he was gonna talk about it, not start screaming about how this is OBVIOUSLY because niggers, and not the fact that you were taking photos of a hooker at 3am. The point is is that Anthony made every wrong decision possible. He should have kept his composure, waited till they were on air, and broke the story so it was an “entertainment” thing rather than a “kill all niggers” on your social media account thing.

The fact is is that Anthony has no emotional relegation, especially if something reminds him of his childhood. If seeing two old man argue made him see spaghetti on the walls, there’s no doubt a nigger beating on him flashed back every moment in his head he was told “gimme fiddee cent”.