Attention US taxpayers

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Just thought you guys would like to see what your tax dollars are being spent on

Consoom more you dumb fat pig, but better leave some for Quasi

 

[Will Tate]

"...it is, for my money...."
You mean our money, you fat cunt.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

NBA hands is racist

 

[TokenX]

What the fuck?

 

[peckafacce]

The consumer strikes again. What does this phone do, that a S10 doesn't? You don't work on it, you look like a mongoloid so the camera doesn't matter. The entire point of a cellphone is to be able to use it when your not home, why bother throwing away $800 on a device that you're not going to use as its intended?

I don't understand wanting to get a new phone every year. I just upgraded from an S7 this year, that's only because the providers are going to stop supporting 3g

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I thought he said he got this phone for Nikki? Weird, cause I’m pretty sure I mentioned he got it for himself before. Fat sack of shit pig.

 

[guest]

Twice as thick? Sounds like the owner.

 

[Harry Powell]

He doesn’t like wireless earbuds because he’s too poor to afford them

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

I simply had to upgrade to the latest phone fad, your honor. It was not an option for me to continue using my old phone. Now I will not be paying any of my loans back because I decide I don't have to.

 

[TokenX]

Did this fat cunt really just do a smartphone review just to signal he bought an expensive phone? How'd he get the fucking money. Drives me insane. Help.

 

[guest]

I was offered the latest Galaxy Fold (for free) as a work phone. I said no thanks. What a clunky piece of gimmicky shit. Still got the iPhone 12 Pro max (shit) as a work phone. Offered the 13 but no thanks. Got a shitty Samsung as a personal phone. Literally no difference except easier connectivity and interface.

 

[Coonskin]

Can the mole get back on his good side and send him a virus apk?

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

I earn all my money, atalker. I got a smartphone, because I'm smart, and you're not.

Await your sentencing quietly.

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[Gay Faggot.]

I was offered the latest Galaxy Fold (for free) as a work phone. I said no thanks. What a clunky piece of gimmicky shit. Still got the iPhone 12 Pro max (shit) as a work phone. Offered the 13 but no thanks. Got a shitty Samsung as a personal phone. Literally no difference except easier connectivity and interface.

People who get the latest phones are fucking retarded. There’s never any revolutionary technology. Never a good reason for their cost. Just an excuse to brag and have it be an integral part of your life. For sources see NotRick S Tomlinson.

 

[archive_bot]

I thought he said he got this phone for Nikki? Weird, cause I’m pretty sure I mentioned he got it for himself before. Fat sack of shit pig.

https://archive.is/96bcH

https://archive.is/02O0W

https://archive.is/SoNQ2

 

[guest]

That phone mashed up against his drippy earlobe. Grody.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He doesn’t like wireless earbuds because he’s too poor to afford them

No it was because his retarded inbred ears couldn't hold them in

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Imagine writing that many fucking tweets over a fucking phone.

 

[peckafacce]

Did this fat cunt really just do a smartphone review just to signal he bought an expensive phone? How'd he get the fucking money. Drives me insane. Help.

$25 a month for the rest of his life. Its easy when hes not the one paying.

 

[Udders]

16, dick, cellphone contract intricacies, but when I used a Galaxy S10 I bought it new no-contract for far less than 1k. Hes saying he just got 1k for trading in an old one?