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"Attempted assault"
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Pat should be arrested for not taking responsibility for his child.
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Ugh what a fucking pathetic, histrionic piece of shit you are, you worthless fat cunt. I hope you die an agonizing death. In Minecraft, obviously.
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Yep. If anyone licked something right before handing it to me I'd assume they were trying to fight me. Also, I haven't had to hand my debit/credit card to anyone since like 2005. Everywhere you go they have those terminals where you swipe or tap it yourself so I'm inclined to believe this dumb bitch made up a story and Pat bought it.
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Agreed. It's just astonishing that no matter how hateable a person might be, they're always 2nd to Pat.
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She will tell him to go fuck himself and incur a rape charge.
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It's kinda part of his brand.
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This didn’t happen, unless her husband is doing this at drive thru windows since just about every situation involving a cashier has a card terminal that you scan / swipe and the cashier never touches your card.
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He definitely wanted to say attempted murder but even he realized he would sound like a hysterical bitch.
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How the fuck is it "attempted assault"? All the cashier has to do is to decline to take the card. I think covidcumia has hacked the pig's brain and he's losing it.
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I declare that Patrick S. Tomlinson should be found guilty of obstruction of traffic for waddling too slow in the 2016 Brewers Mini Marathon and Attempted Suicide for refusing to lose weight.
I decide how the law works, Chubs. Wait fatly for the pulmonary embolism. Fatly is the key, Chubs.
I decide how the law works, Chubs. Wait fatly for the pulmonary embolism. Fatly is the key, Chubs.
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Also aren’t most cashiers wearing some kind of gloves? Money has always been dirty and who knows where credit / debit cards have been that are being handed to them.
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Why are we defending this dumb broad’s made-up story about her asshole husband? They can both be wrong.
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Funny how Pat claims anyone who reads his own words on Kiwi Farms as “gullible” yet falls for this obvious lie.
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If it's true the peope are garbage, Pats pandering is always worse, his "crowd" are the same ones that say if you misgender them or mispronounce their name its violence against them
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This exchange proves nobody is right on twitter and everyone on it is just awful. Both sides politically post these insane “this never happened” stories for attention - both good and bad. For example how many times have we seen some lefty post “my 5 year old just said” - followed by some left wing talking point that a young child would never say all for attention from Internet strangers.
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Okay (A) Pat, this was a time for "actual tough guy" Patrick and not "clutching his pearls and calling the police" Karen-Patrick. Talk about how you would have slapped the card out of the guy's hand or whatever.
(B) Stores have the right to refuse service to anyone. You can't be forcing cashiers to handle your saliva-drenched debit card even before Covid. The cashier calls over their manager, and you are asked to leave the store.
(B) Stores have the right to refuse service to anyone. You can't be forcing cashiers to handle your saliva-drenched debit card even before Covid. The cashier calls over their manager, and you are asked to leave the store.