At what point will Pat stop telling folks to "Enjoy Prison"?

[DominusOdium]

Eventually even this dope will get through his head what lawyers, family members, the police, the FBI and every sane person online has told him for years: "Calling you names and making memes of you isn't going to send anyone to prison. Just saying "I was swatted, suspiciously never when I'm out of town or when I have Airbnb guests. These people call me fat and humiliate me for being a stupid and belligerent asshole online. Therefore, they swatted me." doesn't make it so. And lastly, engaging every single day for paragraphs full of threats and goading, undermines your position that you're being stalked and are some innocent victim."

What will be the point at which he pivots away from hand typing 1000s of times a week to enjoy a prison that's never coming and into something else? Probably suing the FBI or claiming Trump told them to not help him.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It used to be " cyberstlaker, block and report" for a at least a year then something changed and he went with a new copy/paste

 

[DominusOdium]

It used to be " cyberstlaker, block and report" for a at least a year then something changed and he went with a new copy/paste

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This changed when the FBI began tracking down Torswats and he figured if he said No YOU'RE going to enjoy prison, stlaker! That he wouldn't be scrutinized and he could manifest his revenge on everyone via law enforcement.

Problem is, nobody here swatted him.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Racist Pat makes an appearance!

Bad neighborhoods are only for N persons?

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

Pat lives in a bad neighborhood and isn’t an “N”

 

[Jenna]

Write-in vote: when his autistic brain stumbles upon a catchphrase he likes better. Nobody will be able to predict when, nobody will know why, but one day he'll sputter out his last "enjoy prison" and switch to "your prison cell awaits" for the next 2.5 years.

 

[Username]

Racist Pat makes an appearance!
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Bad neighborhoods are only for N persons?

Didn’t Trump go to some private school in the 50s? If so i doubt there was any black guys.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Didn’t Trump go to some private school in the 50s? If so i doubt there was any black guys.

He was born rich so I have a hard time believing he was talking about black people tackling him from a nearby “bad” neighborhood, especially since a lot of football players were white back then.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

He was born rich so I have a hard time believing he was talking about black people tackling him from a nearby “bad” neighborhood, especially since a lot of football players were white back then.

God what a time lol even had White Basketball players

 

[DominusOdium]

In reality, unless some Kiwi is arrested, or Pat is unveiled as the 53 Swatting Call Fugitive and does the perp waddle, I think this will just continue on and on in this stalemate where we call him fat and make potential opportunities vanish by making people aware of his violent past and despicable behavior... And he threatens us with prison and the final knock and whatever other bullshit he can cook up from watching capeshit and shit-fi.

MPD will make sure their case is thrown out and any investigation will be so far down the pay no mind list as to not exist beyond smiling and nodding when he whines at some crisis hotline for a welfare check. The FBI will rightly prosecute that Torswats faggot and Jax will do a powerpoint presentation for money about it.

 

[BoomerSperg]

"The FBI arrests him for self swatting himself and Patti Labelle"

This is the closest one with an addendum that he gets his ass beat at least 3 times in prison after telling another prisoner to "enjoy prison child" before he learns to SHUT HIS FUCKING MOUFF!!!!

 

[StlakerFatti]

Fatrick is the king of catchphrases. If he always replied in a bland tone, no matter how persistent, Owen's fandom would've died years ago.

He knows that people love the classics and he knows when to mix it up. Professional author.

 

[Lard Glug]

If Pat had as many brains as he did tummy he’d be dangerous in the fuckin’ country. He’s dangerous now because he’s sick!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

If Pat had as many brains as he did tummy he’d be dangerous in the fuckin’ country. He’s dangerous now because he’s sick!

Until then....

 

[A House Nigger]

Racist Pat makes an appearance!
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Bad neighborhoods are only for N persons?

I'd give Pat the slightest bit of respect if he just came out and said nigger.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Every swaTTer Rick and Snackie hired could be caught and in the pokey and Titty Boy would still tell people to enjoy prison. All that fat is clogging his neurons.