Are we ready for drunk Sports Fat tonight?

[Tony2Shirts_mybb]

prepare to hear crying about the refs. im sure his lack of sports knowledge will lead to a chuckle or two tonight

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Will it be a home event or will he go to the bar among other drunks

 

[Will Tate]

Go Phoenix.

 

[fusciasomething]

Will it be a home event or will he go to the bar among other drunks

I think he said he was going downtown to get hammered. I hope it’s by a car

 

[guest]

I think he said he was going downtown to get hammered. I hope it’s by a car

Meanwhile, Niki's gonna be getting jackhammered by multiple Section 8 negro friends next door.

 

[Tony2Shirts_mybb]

hes already out and about getting drunk. should be a good supply of laughs tonight, plenty of tough guy drunk tweets

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I'm hoping his favorite apehoop team loses, child.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat is going to use this oppertunity to try and get hugs and highfives from people that wouldnt normally ever give him the time of day. Make him think he has friends.

 

[guest]

Ladies and gentlemen, get your ProtonMail emails locked and loaded.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Hilarious that Pat never mentions being a Bucks or Basketball fan (he always just mentions the Brewers and Packers) but now he’s getting drunk because the Bucks are 48 minutes from the Larry O’Brien Trophy.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I'm going to make a twitter account, congratulate him on our bucks winning and saying that a championship in a sport that we don't watch totally makes up for a failed lolsuit

I will then be locked out of the account immediately, as is tradition

 

[Will Tate]

Hello, Milwaukee Police? I'd like to report a green girl-car Mustang driving erratically through downtown....

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Right now Pat is surrounded by a bunch of sports fans that are ignoring him and having a great time while he is that lonely drunk weirdo staring at his phone making lame political tweets and checking out what the trolls are talking about.

Nobody likes you Pat.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Meanwhile, Niki's gonna be getting jackhammered by multiple Section 8 negro friends next door.

Giannis nice shot nigga, alright bitch spread that ass wider ho, I got a basketball load to dump in you

 

[FurBurger]

...while he is that lonely drunk weirdo staring at his phone making lame political tweets and checking out what the trolls are talking about.

I like to think he's brought his laptop.

"WHAT?", he shouts over the noisy crowd, despite the fact that nobody asked, "YEAH, I'M A SCREENWRITER! I LOVE WORKING AROUND PEOPLE!"

 

[TokenX]

Is Giannis just gonna run into people and then whine about not getting free throws? God I hate niggers.

 

[guest]

What bar is he staying at and what's their fax machine number?

 

[Cuphead]

He's probably at a bar trying to plug his shitty book to drunk people.

 

[guest]

He's not even tweeting about the game. He's arguing with strangers about whether the sears tower is called the Willis Tower. Remember, Pig is a consumer - this is just another excuse to get drunk in a crowd of strangers all wearing matching jerseys and post photos on twitter as if they are all his friends.
Pig wouldn't know a Giannis if he farted in his wife's gunt.

The only niggers farting her vag look like the nigger Willie from Alf was blowing in that crack smoking video, millionaire niggers won't touch her, hell working niggers either, just homeless niggers are farting in that stink hole.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]