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Are there 2 bigger faggots than these two?

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Hollywood Animal
I'm indifferent to Tim Dillon but I don't understand the Hot Ones guy's popularity at all. He's a soulless robot. He's devoid of all charisma or personality but he somehow pops up all the time to play his lame fuck little hot sauce "game" that isn't a game. I watched the Conan O'brien Mark Twain award thing and there's a big chunk where they bring out that dickhead to do his fuckin hot wing bit. That whole thing sucked anyways but every time it cut to Conan you could see he was like "Oh...Great...The Hot Ones guy again."

He also gets praise for being some amazing interviewer like he does Nardwuar level deep dives on them, but he just coldly recites their Wikipedia with a couple words changed around so it's phrased as a question.
 
Do all Americans chew with their mouth open? I feel like I'm the one enduring discomfort watching this.

The wall of sauce bottles Tim's got like little soldiers in front of him is very conducive to a conversation that connects.
 

faggot lurker

I'm from Kiwifarms
Do all Americans chew with their mouth open? I feel like I'm the one enduring discomfort watching this.

The wall of sauce bottles Tim's got like little soldiers in front of him is very conducive to a conversation that connects.
Buddy your shit island gave us that "etiquette influencer" faggot who has poisoned our doom scrolling. William Hanson. I hope he gets AIDS
 

Andy Elliott

Closer
Do all Americans chew with their mouth open? I feel like I'm the one enduring discomfort watching this.

The wall of sauce bottles Tim's got like little soldiers in front of him is very conducive to a conversation that connects.

I work with this pedophile guy who's getting sentenced in a couple weeks and this chomo chews like a horse. Brings an apple every day and smacks his lips like a nigger. I can't wait until he leaves and finds a big black dick in his mouth

But no "chew with your mouth closed" is something good American white families teach their children
 
I'm indifferent to Tim Dillon but I don't understand the Hot Ones guy's popularity at all. He's a soulless robot. He's devoid of all charisma or personality but he somehow pops up all the time to play his lame fuck little hot sauce "game" that isn't a game. I watched the Conan O'brien Mark Twain award thing and there's a big chunk where they bring out that dickhead to do his fuckin hot wing bit. That whole thing sucked anyways but every time it cut to Conan you could see he was like "Oh...Great...The Hot Ones guy again."

He also gets praise for being some amazing interviewer like he does Nardwuar level deep dives on them, but he just coldly recites their Wikipedia with a couple words changed around so it's phrased as a question.
HOW IMPORTANT ARE THE CHICKEN WINGS?
 

Dummy Gaynuts

Pookie-pie water-pig
I work with this pedophile guy who's getting sentenced in a couple weeks and this chomo chews like a horse. Brings an apple every day and smacks his lips like a nigger. I can't wait until he leaves and finds a big black dick in his mouth

But no "chew with your mouth closed" is something good American white families teach their children
Buddy you're burying the lede a bit here with this story
 
I don't understand the Hot Ones guy's popularity at all. He's a soulless robot. He's devoid of all charisma or personality.
He also gets praise for being some amazing interviewer like he does Nardwuar level deep dives on them, but he just coldly recites their Wikipedia with a couple words changed around so it's phrased as a question.

He creepily mirrors or parrots everything the guest gives him. It's off-putting when done too much.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
Every once in a while, he'll ask a good question. The response he got from Matt Damon about what's happened to movies and the lack of risks in the modern day was, while painfully obvious, probably eye opening for most people.

For the ham and eggers, it's informative. Hence why he's rich - right outlet, right time.

Why else do you think Felicia Day has a career? She's a Midwest 8 but a Polish 4, her stupid Internet show just took off at the right moment.
 
Every once in a while, he'll ask a good question. The response he got from Matt Damon about what's happened to movies and the lack of risks in the modern day was, while painfully obvious, probably eye opening for most people.

For the ham and eggers, it's informative. Hence why he's rich - right outlet, right time.

Why else do you think Felicia Day has a career? She's a Midwest 8 but a Polish 4, her stupid Internet show just took off at the right moment.
Well said. Luck, timing, a bit of insider knollo and a perfectly-primed audience of mouthbreathers is the key. Hence O&A, which has brought us all together.
 
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