APOSTLEGATE CHAPTER 5: Civil War at the California Quash SmackDown

[SpaceEdge]

In this chapter of APOSTLEGATE, we follow a fake fight between two forum factions, Rahuligans vs Canyoneros!

Patrick sends Josiah his evidence folder he used in the case!

Things get exciting as Huffington Post reporters come after Canyon Boykin in real life!

All this and more in APOSTLEGATE 5, FOUND HERE:

Chapter 5: Civil War at the California Quash SmackDown – Thomas Apostle Investigations

apostlegate.net

LINK TO PATRICK'S EVIDENCE FOLDER: https://ufile.io/jbgdcx21

 

[guest]

Josiah, Let’s talk. I’m available anytime this afternoon.

Yeah, no shit, fatso.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Felony Sharing Evidence That Was Freely Given To You

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Lil treat for the brothamen on a Sunday evening.

 

[Harry Powell]

St. Mel has smiled upon us this Sunday

 

[Clint Ruin]

What was he planning on doing with two year old IPs? ISPs don't even keep logs that far back. Does he know how the internet works? Does Resto? His internet-specializing lawyer should know how the internet works.

 

[guest]

St. Mel has smiled upon us this Sunday

Of course he chose the Holy day of rest.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

@SpaceEdge, Mr. Boykin Sir great work!

JD#30: "I’m not that worried because Mr. Tomlinson is a coward;
One last thing… Get a fucking job, Patrick, you miserable fat piece of shit.”

"They are trying to destroy me, my reputation, and my career." -

Right, fatRick Shitbag Tomlinson because you don't do any of that with your actions. Lying fat sack of pigshit.

 

[peckafacce]

Patrick: 5pm works for me. Question, however. And forgive me for being somewhat suspicious, but after the last three years of impersonations and identity theft I’ve grown a little cynical.
I can’t seem to find your name among the editors or staff at huffington post’s website. Also, all the staff email domains over there that I can see are .com, not .net as yours is presenting as. Is there a reason for this?

Josiah: I understand why you would be cautious.
I’m an assistant editor, my job is to present information to the editor to decide if they want to use the story.The people you see online are probably my bosses. If the story is accepted I can have an editor call or email you.
I don’t know why there is a .com and .net difference. I will email IT and let you know shortly.

I know it's been said many times, but Pat is legitimately retarded. He's pretty fat too.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Well done!

 

[Clint Ruin]

"suicide demands" are in there an awful lot. You'd think someone would have told him at some point that it's not a crime, this isn't fucking star wars, no one is using Jedi mind tricks to make him actually do it.

 

[Clint Ruin]

The "pat sucking trumps dick" pic is in there, please telling me he is showing that to lawyers and judges

 

[guest]

Patrick: Not to be a busybody but [leans in intently]

This Pat message gave me legit douchechills.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Rick deleting his messages for screen grabs is the only evidence he’s a narcissistic control freak that you could possibly need. Couldn’t let his image look bad, little ones.

 

[WhereTheFuckIsMyEgg]

This could be the most elaborate troll in the history of the internet.

 

[Opesterino]

this fucking guy.. he was soo fucking confident with his canyon facts and that seth article and look what it turned out to be, a big fat nothing. must be a running theme here.

TYFYS

 

[guest]

Good stuff. Still can't believe he sent us his 300 IP spreadsheet. Tons of nostalgia. Looks like there really is someone in the South Pacific fucking with him after all. Definitely some laughers in here for sure.

 

[Coonskin]

Someone legit responded to the craigslist ad? LOL

I wonder if that's the guy Pat convinced to call the popo

 

[Udders]

Only halfway through but sending Anna pictures of Betsy Resto, fucking ribs upon ribs upon ribs.

 

[guest]

Mr. Boykin gets his own 3 page docx full of dead links because Fatty is too stupid to use archives