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Any theories on whatever happened to his whore hair stylist?

TokenX

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Jim-Sucks-Shit actually pretended to be him and texted her wanting to meet up. She awkwardly ended the text exchange and Pat said he's at some gay bar playing pinball or something.

Her 6'8 boyfriend probably came really close to curb stomping the 🐖 but in the end she got another job. She would never cut hair again.
 
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Am digging her OnlyFans work...

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fusciasomething

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Jim-Sucks-Shit actually pretended to be him and texted her wanting to meet up. She awkwardly ended the text exchange and Pat said he's at some gay bar playing pinball or something.

Her 6'8 boyfriend probably came really close to curb stomping the 🐖 but in the end she got another job. She would never cut hair again.
For anyone reading... this definitely didn't happen but would be hilarious if it did. Texting people you don't know is a felony Ironman couldn't pew pew his way out of
 
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Of course. I love the fan fiction here. If you had to guess what, percentage sub-saharan was this 6'8 gentlemen?
Her guy looked like a younger Tony Robbins and is an engineer. He had that giant Robbins head, jaw and hands and looked about 6'6 and built. Fat really thought he had a chance with her by asking for selfies and being the only male (I use the term loosely) who goes to the hair salon she works at. She's a 5 and a half but she goes home to get gorilla fucked by a Cro-Magnon man with an M.Eng. Fat was doomed from the start.
 

CarolMaxheinie

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Her guy looked like a younger Tony Robbins and is an engineer. He had that giant Robbins head, jaw and hands and looked about 6'6 and built. Fat really thought he had a chance with her by asking for selfies and being the only male (I use the term loosely) who goes to the hair salon she works at. She's a 5 and a half but she goes home to get gorilla fucked by a Cro-Magnon man with an M.Eng. Fat was doomed from the start.

A prestigious M.Eng degree opens doors.
See Pig? You should have paid more attention in school.

Mouth shut, ears open, you pig.
 
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