Another day, another Rick sperg out

[LongIslandchomper]

The PatBot3000 does not recognize the user name "Rick". Tick tock. Knock knock. Beep boop. Child.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

this is what winning looks like, child

 

[HotDogJoe]

Carol's not wrong - we really are dealing with a legitimate, pants-shitting retard here.

 

[Will Tate]

this is what winning looks like, child

Yeah, the New England Patriots are still playing that Superbowl game where they wrecked Atlanta in the fourth quarter. Everyone knows that after you win any sort of contest, you just keep on going.
Fucking rotund dullard. He's fat, too.

 

[42069]

The key to avoid name calling is to immediately and in an over the top manner deny the name you are being called

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Carol's not wrong - we really are dealing with a legitimate, pants-shitting retard here.

Too bad he couldn't just pull his pud while staring at a cotton candy machine and instead had to be one of the worst most hateable human beings to ever waddle the planet.

 

[PeteRose]

this is going greaaattt

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Its funny that calling him Rick bugs him so much. Of all the shit this place has called him, who woulda thought "rick" would get under his skin so much.

 

[Username]

“All your lies are defamation”. This man calls Ted cruz the zodiac killer on Twitter all the time,it’s one of his gay little nicknames. If you call him Rick though that’s the definition of defamation. Perfectly sound logic from a man who’s suing the internet and is definitely not fat.

 

[TokenX]

Could you imagine if Pat was actually famous? Celebrities get told mean tweets almost every minute. He'd be a busy fat boy.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Isn't Rick Tomlinson

That's got to be hell at the DMV.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s got a real hang up about his name - you HAVE to call him Patrick, you have to EARN the right to call him Pat, his middle name is spelled Sean which is claims is the CORRECT way and you know he freaks out if you forget to mention the S when saying/typing Patrick S Tomlinson. Probably another reason he’s virtually un-hireable in any workplace is how he reacts to how people address him. Explains why he didn’t make it in sales (other than he’s a lazy idiot) is he was probably always correcting potential customers that his name is Patrick, not Pat like a real cunt. He is a very deranged fat person.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

“All your lies are defamation”. This man calls Ted cruz the zodiac killer on Twitter all the time,it’s one of his gay little nicknames. If you call him Rick though that’s the definition of defamation. Perfectly song logic from a man who’s suing the internet and is definitely not fat.

He also regularly calls republicans racists, rapists, and criminals while being convicted of zero crimes. That’s much more serious than people calling him a fat idiot.

 

[guest]

He’s got a real hang up about his name - you HAVE to call him Patrick, you have to EARN the right to call him Pat, his middle name is spelled Sean which is claims is the CORRECT way and you know he freaks out if you forget to mention the S when saying/typing Patrick S Tomlinson. Probably another reason he’s virtually un-hireable in any workplace is how he reacts to how people address him. Explains why he didn’t make it in sales (other than he’s a lazy idiot) is he was probably always correcting potential customers that his name is Patrick, not Pat like a real cunt. He is a very deranged fat person.

"It's Anthony, or Anth for my close friends and family. Please don't call me Ant or, for the love of God, Tony."

 

[Coonskin]

Despite being broken before I think we've fried this fattys brain

 

[MunchausenByProxy]