Am I dreaming this or did Dave Landau come here to argue with people about his fat wife?

[fusciasomething]

What ever happened to that little guy anyhow?

 

[RoTheHo69]

his wife is fat and he's not entertaining. Still.
She's also a fat cockwhore who craves many cocks, allegedly.
The amount of strange penises she's serviced extends into the thousands, allegedly. They are also unfit parents, allegedly.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

What ever happened to that little guy anyhow?

his wife is fat and he's not entertaining. Still.
She's also a fat cockwhore who craves many cocks, allegedly.
The amount of strange penises she's serviced extends into the thousands, allegedly. They are also unfit parents, allegedly.

Are you guys sure you want to say these things about a guy who's mind goes to places that angels fear to tread?

 

[RoTheHo69]

Are you guys sure you want to say these things about a guy who's mind goes to places that angels gear to tread?

They gear to tread because landau's fat wife is in the wagon behind the vehicle, so they have to downshift.

 

[Turry Fawks]

He quit Louder with Crowder because it wasn't gay enough for his liking

 

[RoTheHo69]

He quit Louder with Crowder because it wasn't gay enough for his liking

Because he couldn't buy enough feed for his sow on minimum wage.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Dave Landaus kid is a retarded dork btw.

 

[fusciasomething]

He quit Louder with Crowder because it wasn't gay enough for his liking

So he'll be moving to Jim and Sam and then whatever Gavin's show is next?

 

[RoTheHo69]

Dave Landau's kid eats his own scabs.

 

[RoTheHo69]

He needs to move his fat wife around on a dolly.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Dave Landau? More like fat faggot with a fat wife.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Now that you mention it, he did, didn't he? He tried to doxx Coonskin or something. It's funny that he's so bland and forgettable that everyone was just kind of like "LOL go away, Landau. Fat-wifed faggot." and then immediately forgot he was ever here.

 

[fusciasomething]

Now that you mention it, he did, didn't he? He tried to doxx Coonskin or something. It's funny that he's so bland and forgettable that everyone was just kind of like "LOL go away, Landau. Fat-wifed faggot." and then immediately forgot he was ever here.

We could have attempted to get dirt on Nana from him but his retelling of any story would have been too boring for anyone to care.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Who?

 

[sumant28]

What’s he supposed to do marry a Dutch supermodel? That’s exactly the wife he’s supposed to have as an unfunny pudgy short guy

 

[Stent]

Coonskin said Landau's wife was fat and after a way too long pause Landau's response was "No. Your wife's fat."

Someone have the screenshot of everything being written out phonetically for Landau?

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Dave Landau's kid eats his own scabs.

Oh shit them scabs you get from gravel rash and it starts turning crusty yellow green after a few days. Those are the kind of scabs Mrs Landcow has between her fat folds.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

We could have attempted to get dirt on Nana from him but his retelling of any story would have been too boring for anyone to care.

Isn't that why that Jew bag Danny Ross is here?

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Who?

Another unfunny midget kike in the Tranthosphere.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Now that you mention it, he did, didn't he? He tried to doxx Coonskin or something. It's funny that he's so bland and forgettable that everyone was just kind of like "LOL go away, Landau. Fat-wifed faggot." and then immediately forgot he was ever here.

He faildoxed someone on the old forms for making fun of his pachyderm, expecting us to rip him to shred like piranhas. All that happened was everyone commenting that the guy seemed like a swell fella who must have a nice piece, and Blandau left in a huff.